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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
twinkling rehab pistol
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Massive cocky bawdyhouse newt
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Overrated Cumskin
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
magenta house crotch
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
indigo address knife
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
twinkling rehab pistol
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
Twisted Depressive
  03/14/20
upset
Overrated Cumskin
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
Gold French People Who Are Hurt
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SP...
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than ...
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Massive cocky bawdyhouse newt

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Overrated Cumskin

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Territorial Fragrant Messiness

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: magenta house crotch

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: indigo address knife

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Twisted Depressive

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Overrated Cumskin

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Gold French People Who Are Hurt

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Floppy metal gas station

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Costumed brindle plaza pisswyrm

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: flushed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: amber box office digit ratio

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: charismatic macaca

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: ruddy pervert center

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: thriller base corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: light sickened shrine

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Iridescent Bat-shit-crazy Spot Hominid

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Drab crusty national security agency windowlicker

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Crimson market multi-billionaire

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: light sickened shrine

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Big cordovan clown

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Judgmental concupiscible marketing idea athletic conference

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Iridescent Bat-shit-crazy Spot Hominid

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Snowy Titillating Filthpig Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Rambunctious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: bonkers olive menage new version

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: bonkers olive menage new version

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Anal translucent crackhouse

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: impertinent goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: bonkers olive menage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Lilac Lascivious Partner

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: magenta house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Anal translucent crackhouse

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: copper parlour french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery carnelian immigrant hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed travel guidebook stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: violent boistinker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: amber box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Orange angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser startling stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: charismatic macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Wonderful den

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Provocative Turquoise Dingle Berry Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Sienna police squad garrison

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: impertinent goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Disrespectful bateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: startled chapel

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: amber box office digit ratio

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: bonkers olive menage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Submissive theatre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: impertinent goyim

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Orange angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: well-lubricated talented really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: passionate soggy brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: chrome arrogant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: erotic jade associate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Avocado frum idea he suggested senate

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Submissive theatre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed travel guidebook stage

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: magenta house crotch

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed travel guidebook stage

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: vigorous pink space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Khaki Aromatic Range

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Bipolar Lettuce Toilet Seat

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: stubborn pale field headpube

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Talking School Cafeteria Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: henna vibrant church building

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood coffee pot

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Provocative Turquoise Dingle Berry Meetinghouse

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Topaz pozpig half-breed

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Duck-like internet-worthy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Wonderful den

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: magenta house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: bistre odious sanctuary

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: amber box office digit ratio

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: light sickened shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Orange angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Violent Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: bonkers olive menage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: stubborn pale field headpube

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: magenta house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: impertinent goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Puce yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: bistre odious sanctuary

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Anal translucent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: copper parlour french chef

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: bistre odious sanctuary

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: copper parlour french chef

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: stubborn pale field headpube

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Misunderstood coffee pot

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Bossy genital piercing abode

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Gold French People Who Are Hurt

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Stimulating clear set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: yapping business firm mental disorder

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Crimson market multi-billionaire

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: twinkling rehab pistol

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Sapphire unholy area incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Slate whorehouse

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Talking School Cafeteria Circlehead

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: tripping mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: charismatic macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: 180 Ticket Booth Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Khaki Aromatic Range

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular rigpig stead

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic macaca

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Puce yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346693)