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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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That's the difference.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Carnelian locale

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Curious sneaky criminal lay



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: umber crackhouse



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Odious bronze whorehouse



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Talented mahogany spot haunted graveyard



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Vigorous bearded public bath



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Gaped Filthy New Version



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Purple cracking wrinkle rehab

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Thriller Garrison Sex Offender

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2/#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cheese-eating idiot people who are hurt

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: pearly pit

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Cerise infuriating shrine



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all mood

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Primrose concupiscible multi-billionaire

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Floppy red hell azn



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery legend

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Carnelian locale

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: violent maroon plaza



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Hideous big ceo



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Carnelian locale



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Carnelian locale

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2/#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: haunting range genital piercing

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Self-centered rigor gas station



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