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| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Marty works part-time, just enough to rake in Seattle’s premium minimum wage without breaking a sweat. Today, while the rest of us were drowning in the after-school rush, he was casually restocking the gum aisle at a snail’s pace.
When I asked if he could pick up the pace, he said, “Friend, I’m maximizing my income by minimizing my output. Basic economics.”
Spent the rest of the shift explaining to Boomers that no, you can’t use coupons from 1987. Marty left on time, looking as fresh as when he came in.
Cleaned up spills, whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:27 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630862&forum_id=2/#48339473) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:29 PM Author: AutoAdmit Historian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630862&forum_id=2/#48339490) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:30 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) It's all fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630862&forum_id=2/#48339500) |