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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
hideous jet doctorate
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Spectacular wild national incel
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Amber lascivious corn cake abode
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
awkward forum
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
ruby home
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
ruby home
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
awkward forum
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
ruby home
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
awkward forum
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
ruby home
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
awkward forum
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
ruby home
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
ruby home
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
awkward forum
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
ruby home
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Sapphire Newt
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
ruby home
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Sapphire Newt
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
ruby home
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Dull marvelous site blood rage
  04/08/25
that's rude
ruby home
  04/08/25
...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
contagious ebony ticket booth
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
awkward forum
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
henna chest-beating pocket flask
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
ruby home
  04/08/25
...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/08/25
...
ruby home
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/09/25
...
hideous jet doctorate
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
orchid sneaky criminal station
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Deranged tank public bath
  04/09/25
Ty
ruby home
  04/09/25
...
motley sinister parlor brethren
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Mind-boggling Becky Internal Respiration
  04/09/25
...
ruby home
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
bearded bronze goyim
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
ruby home
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
ruby home
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
wonderful maniacal parlour boltzmann
  05/02/25
...
ruby home
  05/12/25
...
ruby home
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
ruby home
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Deranged tank public bath
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
ruby home
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Sapphire Newt
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
ruby home
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Sapphire Newt
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
floppy coffee pot rigor
  06/03/25
...
ruby home
  06/26/25
OP?
ruby home
  06/27/25
...
ruby home
  07/09/25
...
ruby home
  07/31/25
...
ruby home
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
ruby home
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
floppy coffee pot rigor
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular wild national incel

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Amber lascivious corn cake abode

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: awkward forum

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: ruby home

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: ruby home

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: awkward forum

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: ruby home

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: awkward forum

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ruby home

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: awkward forum

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: ruby home

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: ruby home

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: awkward forum

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ruby home

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Newt

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: ruby home

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sapphire Newt

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: ruby home

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dull marvelous site blood rage

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ruby home

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: contagious ebony ticket booth

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: awkward forum

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: henna chest-beating pocket flask

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: ruby home

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: hideous jet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: orchid sneaky criminal station

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Deranged tank public bath

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: ruby home

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: motley sinister parlor brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Becky Internal Respiration

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: bearded bronze goyim

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: ruby home

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: ruby home

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: wonderful maniacal parlour boltzmann

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: ruby home

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Deranged tank public bath

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: ruby home

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Sapphire Newt

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ruby home

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sapphire Newt

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: floppy coffee pot rigor

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ruby home

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: ruby home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: ruby home

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: floppy coffee pot rigor

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331552)