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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Flirting Dun Parlor Associate
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Lascivious senate cuckoldry
  08/28/25
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Flirting Dun Parlor Associate
  08/28/25
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Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
that's it?
Tantric property
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Flirting Dun Parlor Associate
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Cracking buck-toothed newt
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Tantric property
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
sticky trailer park
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
red anal organic girlfriend national
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
sticky trailer park
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
red anal organic girlfriend national
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
sticky trailer park
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
red anal organic girlfriend national
  09/12/25
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red anal organic girlfriend national
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Dead scarlet pozpig
  08/28/25
Happy?
know-it-all glassy kitty cat
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Dead scarlet pozpig
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
sticky trailer park
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
sticky trailer park
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
alcoholic glittery selfie toaster
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
cerise office cuck
  08/28/25
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vivacious kitchen
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
180 son of senegal
  08/29/25
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curious state
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Drunken supple fanboi shrine
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Tripping whorehouse
  08/29/25
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vivacious kitchen
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
arousing telephone
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Tripping whorehouse
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
red anal organic girlfriend national
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Shaky Odious Native
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
sticky trailer park
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Dead scarlet pozpig
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Drunken supple fanboi shrine
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
sticky trailer park
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
ruddy ratface menage
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Trip parlour
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Dead scarlet pozpig
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
sticky trailer park
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Tripping whorehouse
  09/01/25
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sticky trailer park
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Tripping whorehouse
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
sticky trailer park
  09/01/25
Lolololol
know-it-all glassy kitty cat
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Dead scarlet pozpig
  09/01/25
?
red anal organic girlfriend national
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bull headed chapel windowlicker
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Dead scarlet pozpig
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
sticky trailer park
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
red anal organic girlfriend national
  09/12/25
Yes
sticky trailer park
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
red anal organic girlfriend national
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
red anal organic girlfriend national
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Flirting Dun Parlor Associate
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flirting Dun Parlor Associate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lascivious senate cuckoldry

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Flirting Dun Parlor Associate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Tantric property

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Flirting Dun Parlor Associate

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cracking buck-toothed newt

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Tantric property

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sticky trailer park

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: know-it-all glassy kitty cat

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery selfie toaster

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: cerise office cuck

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: vivacious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: 180 son of senegal

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: curious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Drunken supple fanboi shrine

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Tripping whorehouse

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: vivacious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: arousing telephone

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Tripping whorehouse

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Shaky Odious Native

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sticky trailer park

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Drunken supple fanboi shrine

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: ruddy ratface menage

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Trip parlour

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted step-uncle's house

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sticky trailer park



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sticky trailer park

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: know-it-all glassy kitty cat

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bull headed chapel windowlicker

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Dead scarlet pozpig

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sticky trailer park

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: sticky trailer park

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: red anal organic girlfriend national

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Flirting Dun Parlor Associate

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259839)