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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
shivering space
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
animeboi
  10/13/25
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Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Peach Double Fault
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
blathering reading party
  10/11/25
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Fragrant sound barrier
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Exciting piazza macaca
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
big high-end parlor really tough guy
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Exciting piazza macaca
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Chartreuse clown
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Trip twinkling nursing home
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
blathering reading party
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
angry laser beams
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
seedy rigor blood rage
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Titillating School Cafeteria
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Walnut dysfunction
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
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blathering reading party
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Titillating School Cafeteria
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
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blathering reading party
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
kink-friendly plaza
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
opaque turdskin love of her life
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
idiotic senate
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
idiotic senate
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
idiotic senate
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
hairraiser self-centered internal respiration
  10/12/25
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yellow gay wizard digit ratio
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Candy Ride
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Paralegal Six Nine
  10/13/25
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Darnell
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: shivering space

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Peach Double Fault

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: blathering reading party

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Exciting piazza macaca

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: big high-end parlor really tough guy

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Exciting piazza macaca

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse clown

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Trip twinkling nursing home

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: blathering reading party

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: angry laser beams

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: seedy rigor blood rage

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Titillating School Cafeteria

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Walnut dysfunction

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: blathering reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Titillating School Cafeteria

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: blathering reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: opaque turdskin love of her life

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: idiotic senate

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: idiotic senate

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: idiotic senate

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: hairraiser self-centered internal respiration

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: yellow gay wizard digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Darnell

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2/#49346710)