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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Pontificating Pocket Flask Trailer Park
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
sadistic bonkers brunch corn cake
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Aphrodisiac Goal In Life
  12/12/25
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Hideous Faggotry Piazza
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
underhanded indirect expression mad cow disease
  12/12/25
easy
buff bull headed lettuce boiling water
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Hideous Faggotry Piazza
  12/12/25
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abnormal curious principal's office love of her life
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flushed business firm haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur
  12/12/25
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Insane crackhouse
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
excitant chestnut water buffalo public bath
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Anal stead
  12/12/25
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sadistic bonkers brunch corn cake
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Pontificating Pocket Flask Trailer Park
  12/12/25
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Swollen Becky Hissy Fit
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
apoplectic obsidian sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
lilac bat shit crazy pervert rehab
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
boyish resort
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
swashbuckling deranged liquid oxygen space
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur
  12/12/25
tp.
boyish resort
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
big mexican
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
swashbuckling deranged liquid oxygen space
  12/12/25
who is that
big mexican
  12/12/25
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abnormal curious principal's office love of her life
  12/12/25
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abnormal curious principal's office love of her life
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Duck-like institution
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
maroon orchestra pit
  12/12/25
cr
Hideous Faggotry Piazza
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
underhanded indirect expression mad cow disease
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
primrose home milk
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Aphrodisiac Goal In Life
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
primrose home milk
  12/12/25
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Hideous Faggotry Piazza
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Cream hyperventilating cuckold school
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Bossy Diverse Son Of Senegal French Chef
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Mint Twinkling Uncleanness Church Building
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Pontificating Pocket Flask Trailer Park

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: sadistic bonkers brunch corn cake

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Goal In Life

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Hideous Faggotry Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: underhanded indirect expression mad cow disease

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: buff bull headed lettuce boiling water

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Hideous Faggotry Piazza

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: abnormal curious principal's office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: flushed business firm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Insane crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: excitant chestnut water buffalo public bath

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Anal stead

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sadistic bonkers brunch corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Pocket Flask Trailer Park

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Swollen Becky Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: apoplectic obsidian sneaky criminal

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: lilac bat shit crazy pervert rehab

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: boyish resort

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling deranged liquid oxygen space

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: fuchsia cracking kitchen voyeur

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: boyish resort

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: big mexican

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling deranged liquid oxygen space

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: big mexican

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: abnormal curious principal's office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: abnormal curious principal's office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Duck-like institution

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: maroon orchestra pit

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Hideous Faggotry Piazza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: underhanded indirect expression mad cow disease

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: primrose home milk

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Goal In Life

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: primrose home milk

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Hideous Faggotry Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Cream hyperventilating cuckold school

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Bossy Diverse Son Of Senegal French Chef

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mint Twinkling Uncleanness Church Building

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506164)