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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
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bull headed ebony pistol lodge
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Effete meetinghouse masturbator
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
cyan mad cow disease rehab
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
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Titillating piazza
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
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Titillating piazza
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
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Titillating piazza
  12/17/25
Incredible
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
boom lives
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
cyan mad cow disease rehab
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
House-broken becky institution
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
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Titillating piazza
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
wmtp
excitant alcoholic ticket booth
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Talented vermilion corner
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Talented vermilion corner
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Talented vermilion corner
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
very tactful exciting therapy
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Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
evan39
Glittery university
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
bull headed ebony pistol lodge
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
walnut home
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
walnut home
  12/17/25
who are you
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
walnut home
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Glittery university
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Galvanic stead
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
walnut home
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
walnut home
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
walnut home
  12/18/25
whokobe
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
very tactful exciting therapy
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
very tactful exciting therapy
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
charismatic opaque half-breed
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Diverse Mother
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
soggy love of her life
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Diverse Mother
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Startled space
  12/18/25
Stfu
Diverse Mother
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
appetizing point
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Shivering dysfunction
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
high-end peach hominid immigrant
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Diverse Mother
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
pearl location
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Diverse Mother
  12/18/25
Thanks.
soggy love of her life
  12/18/25
Boom
twinkling swollen box office
  12/18/25
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Hot address regret
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Diverse Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bull headed ebony pistol lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Effete meetinghouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: cyan mad cow disease rehab

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Titillating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Titillating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Titillating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: cyan mad cow disease rehab

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: House-broken becky institution

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: excitant alcoholic ticket booth

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Talented vermilion corner

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Talented vermilion corner

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Talented vermilion corner

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: very tactful exciting therapy

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Diverse Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Glittery university

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: bull headed ebony pistol lodge

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: walnut home

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: walnut home

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: walnut home

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Glittery university

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Galvanic stead

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: walnut home

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: walnut home

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: walnut home

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: very tactful exciting therapy

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: very tactful exciting therapy

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: charismatic opaque half-breed

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Glassy Motley Main People Elastic Band

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: soggy love of her life

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Diverse Mother

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Startled space

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: appetizing point

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Shivering dysfunction

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: high-end peach hominid immigrant

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: pearl location

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Diverse Mother

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: soggy love of her life

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: twinkling swollen box office

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Hot address regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519546)