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Why do office workers eat so much? Seen them chow down on $24 Panera Lunch

What makes office workers eat like lumberjacks? Being sedent...
stirring hall alpha
  03/21/26
they were always fatties who didnt play sports and chose som...
Godawful nursing home
  03/21/26
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Diverse Electric Furnace Pocket Flask
  03/21/26
They eat like that because office life creates a constant lo...
stirring hall alpha
  03/21/26
OK fatty
Godawful nursing home
  03/21/26
?
stirring hall alpha
  03/21/26
you have to maintain a kind of baseline all the time, you ca...
irate parlour
  03/21/26
Yes they're all "under slept" too. Cortisol high a...
stirring hall alpha
  03/21/26
to be a top tier office wagecuck you have to have basically ...
irate parlour
  03/21/26
"I have been in Outlook for 4 hours and I deserve a war...
stirring hall alpha
  03/21/26
There is too much sodium in everything and they don’t ...
Cerise main people business firm
  03/21/26
it eases the existential pain of a rubber room existence
Copper tanning salon
  03/21/26
Skilled labor such as hunting commas burns a lot of calories
Concupiscible brunch
  03/21/26
for starters, they're women
Cerebral filthy property gaming laptop
  03/21/26
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emerald magical crackhouse
  03/21/26
Looking around at typical Americans, I don't think overeatin...
dashing lemon point persian
  03/21/26


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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: stirring hall alpha

What makes office workers eat like lumberjacks? Being sedentary makes them hungry af somehow. I heard a theory recently from a PhD that they're malnourished in some certain way and the body just craves calories in general trying to make up for it.

Like people who ate a lot of lean meat got this condition https://hekint.org/2022/01/26/rabbit-starvation-protein-poisoning/

Maybe all the soy, corn, seed oils etc are causing a similar thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2/#49759347)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Godawful nursing home

they were always fatties who didnt play sports and chose something they could do to stay inside and not move

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse Electric Furnace Pocket Flask



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: stirring hall alpha

They eat like that because office life creates a constant low-grade state of psychic depletion, and hyperpalatable lunch food is the easiest legal drug for it.

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Godawful nursing home

OK fatty

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: stirring hall alpha

?

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: irate parlour

you have to maintain a kind of baseline all the time, you can't just veg out if you lack energy and do shit in bursts at your own pace.

you're under threat constantly

high as fuck cortisol from open concept.

the ubiquitous coffee makes people shit themselves empty and want to refill with something

you can't just chill like don draper and sleep on your couch, you have to be "on" even when you aren't doing shit

jmo ymmv

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: stirring hall alpha

Yes they're all "under slept" too. Cortisol high af and just fat and balding and they make like 110k at a Mortgage company or whatever, Burger King fry cook stoner who makes 32k per year has a higher QOL and better sex life

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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: irate parlour

to be a top tier office wagecuck you have to have basically no vices, perfect workout routine, if your an Engineer you have to learn Engineering in your downtime too. see all those CEO morning routines.

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: stirring hall alpha

"I have been in Outlook for 4 hours and I deserve a warm bread bowl the size of a toddler."

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Cerise main people business firm

There is too much sodium in everything and they don’t eat enough protein because that shit costs money. So it’s cheap carbs to hunger to cheap carbs over and over until they are fat as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2/#49759379)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon

it eases the existential pain of a rubber room existence

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible brunch

Skilled labor such as hunting commas burns a lot of calories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2/#49759433)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Cerebral filthy property gaming laptop

for starters, they're women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2/#49759451)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: emerald magical crackhouse



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: dashing lemon point persian

Looking around at typical Americans, I don't think overeating is a problem limited to office workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2/#49759545)