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EPAH: Most heinous child abuser in board history (worse than Spaceporn)

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to c...
slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button
  07/23/25
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slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button
  07/24/25
that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopa...
spectacular swollen karate
  07/24/25
Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, l...
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Do you ever watch baseball?
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Rarely
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care w...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things https:/...
up-to-no-good impertinent degenerate
  07/24/25
As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to...
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly s...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Ok
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
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histrionic plum water buffalo voyeur
  07/24/25
this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with i...
Marvelous office prole
  07/24/25
One piece of this is FALSE.
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
Yeah, to you this is paradise lol
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept ...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
I never said tens of millions a year, just overall
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" ...
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
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lilac abnormal volcanic crater messiness
  07/24/25
Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bu...
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable ...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and i...
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he sa...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek&...
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and sl...
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
No man can resist the BPD siren song.
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my...
Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
You don't even have to ask.
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
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Beta Striped Hyena Resort
  07/24/25
Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All h...
transparent orchestra pit
  07/24/25
When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mo...
slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button
  07/24/25
It would have been within the two hours prior to you creatin...
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but...
slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button
  07/24/25
Maybe you can both be right.
Yapping Idiotic Address
  07/24/25
you people suddenly care about abused children now? https...
Coiffed unholy sanctuary main people
  07/24/25
To be fair, Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers B...
Big Business Firm
  07/24/25
correction. EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicl...
pearl arousing roommate church building
  07/24/25
this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase
Coiffed unholy sanctuary main people
  07/24/25
why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indige...
pearl arousing roommate church building
  07/24/25
this except in reverse order
lilac abnormal volcanic crater messiness
  07/24/25
this seems accurate
Marvelous office prole
  07/24/25
But I'm already hung.
Lascivious Heaven Mother
  07/24/25
That’s not true
Stirring university windowlicker
  07/24/25
To be fair, Lol CR We (a bunch of random strange men o...
Big Business Firm
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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126372)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126527)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: spectacular swollen karate

that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopathically feigning to be scandalized by child abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126532)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, lives in Hawaii and surfs almost every day, and liberals of the country applaud that he had trans children with a drug addict mud creature

Schopenhauer said this world only begins to make sense if you see it as the embodiment of penal colony where we are tortured and living in Hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126534)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

Do you ever watch baseball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126537)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

Rarely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care way more about sportsball than whether EPAH is getting arrested for transing his kids (he's not). Baseball is really exciting when you care a lot about watching your team win and going through the ups and downs of a season and caring a lot about them going through struggles. It takes your mind off things. A come from behind win is pretty exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126545)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good impertinent degenerate

Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things

https://thestarnewsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Sisters-of-Perpetual-Indulgence-LA-Dodgers_840x480.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126546)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known for playing baseball. Like the other day I saw Kershaw on the mound and I didn't think of weird tranny shit even once. It was just baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126549)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to distract retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126547)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly successful poaster with many frens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126550)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126554)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: histrionic plum water buffalo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126679)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Marvelous office prole

this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with it through thick and thin anyway, but then the woke faggots also take away its century-old name and identity and rebadge it with some shit made up name like "Guardians"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126673)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

One piece of this is FALSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126553)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:48 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

Yeah, to you this is paradise lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126555)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126559)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126564)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept of money and compensation and what things are worth in the real world. He lives in fantasy land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126580)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

I never said tens of millions a year, just overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126569)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126571)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: lilac abnormal volcanic crater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126587)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bud? And you've been stewing for a few hours over it? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126552)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable than Consuela. It's really a paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126558)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and if I had my way you guys would just start getting along and swapping jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126566)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he says things that are so stupid I get annoyed and have to slap him.

I consider us friends even though I will never accept the validity of transgenderism. But hopefully we can mend that fence when we get there. If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek, maybe one day we could attend a celebrity event and I will introduce you as my Attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126582)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek"

Whatever it is you're planning, DON'T DO IT man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128507)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and slutty than the box -- maybe courtney love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128512)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

No man can resist the BPD siren song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128544)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort

I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my side. Money won't be an issue. It may be difficult for you to swallow but I need to know you can defend me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

You don't even have to ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128600)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128661)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit

Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All his teachers hated him. Life is contradiction and paradox , a crucifixion between the opposites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126572)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button

When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mormon child-abusing freak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128610)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

It would have been within the two hours prior to you creating this thread, you hypersensitive little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128616)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button

I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but you sure did reply to me in this subthread wasteland within two minutes.

Who’s the hypersensitive bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128666)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Yapping Idiotic Address

Maybe you can both be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49129377)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Coiffed unholy sanctuary main people

you people suddenly care about abused children now?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/23/congress/republican-reaction-epstein-files-report-trump-norman-massie-wsj-00471731&ved=2ahUKEwjnoY6G7NSOAxVprIkEHY5wImY4ChDF9AEoAHoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1ru_9FO1rOXrFg0i44h4Wx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126583)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Big Business Firm

To be fair,

Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers Benzo so much?

Maybe we should ask Uncle Dave...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128626)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: pearl arousing roommate church building

correction.

EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicly humiliated, then dragged through the streets, then quartered, then burned, then left to rot in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126613)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Coiffed unholy sanctuary main people

this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126618)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: pearl arousing roommate church building

why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indigent meth-addled fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126675)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: lilac abnormal volcanic crater messiness

this except in reverse order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126621)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Marvelous office prole

this seems accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126674)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Heaven Mother

But I'm already hung.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128509)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring university windowlicker

That’s not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128515)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Big Business Firm

To be fair,

Lol CR

We (a bunch of random strange men on the internet) have all seen this guy's cock (because he's a weird deviant faggot), wow odd case I wonder how that happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128632)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49130669)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49128446)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: slimy vivacious brunch factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2/en-en/#49129755)