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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
haunting piazza queen of the night
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
misunderstood windowlicker
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Bateful corner love of her life
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Pea-brained church ratface
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
floppy parlor bbw
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Beady-eyed site
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
provocative pontificating mad cow disease
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Deep sapphire juggernaut
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bistre Nubile Shrine
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
thirsty stirring ladyboy crackhouse
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
spruce gay wizard personal credit line
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
black insane wagecucks
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
flickering mediation
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lemon new version legend
  06/30/25
cr
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bistre Nubile Shrine
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sadistic racy knife
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
black insane wagecucks
  06/30/25
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drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
spruce gay wizard personal credit line
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lemon new version legend
  06/30/25
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Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location
  07/01/25
*bussy
Laughsome Public Bath
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Beady-eyed site
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
vivacious main people voyeur
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Jade Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
fuck
spruce gay wizard personal credit line
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
vivacious main people voyeur
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
haunting piazza queen of the night
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
spruce gay wizard personal credit line
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sadistic racy knife
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
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Wonderful immigrant cruise ship
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
rough-skinned lay
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzmatazz french temple pervert
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Azure Medicated Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzmatazz french temple pervert
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzmatazz french temple pervert
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Multi-colored Light Set Quadroon
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
startling vibrant stage national security agency
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Effete skinny woman
  06/30/25
tcr
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
just jump
buff massive point
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
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Supple Half-breed
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Glassy casino sound barrier
  06/30/25
wow
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
sickened crusty boistinker
  06/30/25
JFC man
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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startling vibrant stage national security agency
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Effete skinny woman
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams
  07/01/25
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Bateful corner love of her life
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
floppy parlor bbw
  06/30/25
bro
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
...
Effete skinny woman
  06/30/25
lol
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
...
180 henna sweet tailpipe dingle berry
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Boyish parlour toilet seat
  06/30/25
jfc
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bistre Nubile Shrine
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Painfully honest school cafeteria giraffe
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
carnelian liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Boyish parlour toilet seat
  07/01/25
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Azure Medicated Haunted Graveyard
  07/01/25
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carnelian liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Obsidian violent associate
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sadistic racy knife
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
spruce gay wizard personal credit line
  06/30/25
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aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/01/25
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Flushed sanctuary
  07/01/25
lol
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
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buff massive point
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Poppy State Corn Cake
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mahogany Well-lubricated Base
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Turquoise Party Of The First Part Home
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Demanding Lettuce
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Odious hideous gunner church building
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Flushed sanctuary
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
purple goal in life
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
drab irradiated jewess
  07/01/25
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aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location
  07/01/25
😟
Zombie-like Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
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rusted big-titted theater stage jew
  07/01/25
holy shit
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Flushed sanctuary
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Exhilarant Trust Fund Really Tough Guy
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Beady-eyed site
  07/01/25
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aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Glassy casino sound barrier
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Beady-eyed site
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Splenetic Bronze Death Wish National
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
motley sexy black woman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/06/25
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Glassy casino sound barrier
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
spectacular reading party
  07/06/25
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carnelian liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
lol
drab irradiated jewess
  07/07/25
wow
aromatic insecure chapel faggotry
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: haunting piazza queen of the night

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: misunderstood windowlicker

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bateful corner love of her life

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained church ratface

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: floppy parlor bbw

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed site

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: provocative pontificating mad cow disease

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Deep sapphire juggernaut

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre Nubile Shrine

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: thirsty stirring ladyboy crackhouse

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: black insane wagecucks

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: flickering mediation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lemon new version legend

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bistre Nubile Shrine

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sadistic racy knife

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: black insane wagecucks

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon new version legend

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Public Bath

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed site

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vivacious main people voyeur

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Jade Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious main people voyeur

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: haunting piazza queen of the night

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sadistic racy knife

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Wonderful immigrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned lay

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz french temple pervert

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Azure Medicated Haunted Graveyard

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz french temple pervert

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz french temple pervert

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Light Set Quadroon

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: startling vibrant stage national security agency

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Effete skinny woman

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: buff massive point

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Supple Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Glassy casino sound barrier

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sickened crusty boistinker

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Deep sapphire juggernaut

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: buff massive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: black insane wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest school cafeteria giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: startling vibrant stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Effete skinny woman

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned lay

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Slippery tattoo feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Violet gas station idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Flesh step-uncle's house

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful corner love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: floppy parlor bbw

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Effete skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 henna sweet tailpipe dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Boyish parlour toilet seat

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bistre Nubile Shrine

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Painfully honest school cafeteria giraffe

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Boyish parlour toilet seat

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Azure Medicated Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Obsidian violent associate

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sadistic racy knife

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard personal credit line

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Flushed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: buff massive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Poppy State Corn Cake

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Well-lubricated Base

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Turquoise Party Of The First Part Home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Demanding Lettuce

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Odious hideous gunner church building

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flushed sanctuary

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: purple goal in life

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: rusted big-titted theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flushed sanctuary

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trust Fund Really Tough Guy

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed site

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Laser Beams

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Glassy casino sound barrier

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed site

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Bronze Death Wish National

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor Location

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: motley sexy black woman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Glassy casino sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: spectacular reading party

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: drab irradiated jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: aromatic insecure chapel faggotry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)