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Purple Provocative Karate
  06/30/25
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Histrionic Theater Stage Knife
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
crusty stead
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Aromatic Metal Location
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Purple Provocative Karate
  06/30/25
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Big pearl sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
crusty stead
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Beady-eyed Rehab
  07/02/25
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dun principal's office
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Purple Provocative Karate
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Cocky Territorial University Incel
  07/02/25
tp.
Big pearl sneaky criminal
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Purple Provocative Karate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Histrionic Theater Stage Knife



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: crusty stead

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Metal Location

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Purple Provocative Karate

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Big pearl sneaky criminal



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: crusty stead

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: dun principal's office



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Purple Provocative Karate

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Cocky Territorial University Incel

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Big pearl sneaky criminal

tp.

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