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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Talented Site

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: mahogany chad school cafeteria

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cowardly seedy menage depressive

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: overrated umber university half-breed

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: overrated umber university half-breed

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic dragon institution

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: shimmering frum abode

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating spectacular karate

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cracking Startling Property Doctorate

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: shimmering frum abode

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan church building

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Patrolman

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Bipolar dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: pearl house hunting ground

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: pearl house hunting ground

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: pearl house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: pearl house hunting ground

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Costumed cordovan legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: overrated umber university half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Pontificating Lavender Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Lavender Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Pontificating Lavender Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: garnet tanning salon hairy legs

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Abnormal Brindle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911902)