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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
silver galvanic genital piercing
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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  12/23/25
Different poaster.
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Contagious rusted space
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
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  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
impertinent flushed field digit ratio
  12/23/25
180
comical mentally impaired mental disorder half-breed
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
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  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
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  12/23/25
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logical tbh
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  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
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  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
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  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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Contagious rusted space
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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histrionic crotch azn
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
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  12/23/25
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histrionic crotch azn
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
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  12/24/25
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histrionic crotch azn
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Outnumbered mahogany base pocket flask
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
House-broken avocado liquid oxygen
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
carnelian mexican
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
rambunctious boistinker
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
carnelian mexican
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
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  12/24/25
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Vibrant aqua selfie
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
rambunctious boistinker
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
rambunctious boistinker
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
carnelian mexican
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/25/25
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Vigorous Lay Philosopher-king
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Vibrant aqua selfie
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Doobsian free-loading dog poop native
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Self-centered heaven
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
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  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
spruce church puppy
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
spruce church puppy
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
frisky abnormal garrison
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
rambunctious boistinker
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
bateful center therapy
  12/24/25
tp
milky swashbuckling feces persian
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
zombie-like effete police squad
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
rambunctious boistinker
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
glittery infuriating masturbator parlor
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
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  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: silver galvanic genital piercing

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: peach talented state place of business

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: pink heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cordovan Curious Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: impertinent flushed field digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant aqua selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: milky swashbuckling feces persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking national jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: peach talented state place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Sickened blathering whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: dun hospital boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Doobsian free-loading dog poop native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Contagious rusted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard crackhouse

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: impertinent flushed field digit ratio

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: comical mentally impaired mental disorder half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: shimmering candlestick maker resort

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Odious locus sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Pearl shivering reading party cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle community account parlour

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: erotic sound barrier brunch

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: erotic sound barrier brunch

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Translucent meetinghouse pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Contagious rusted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Ruby Marvelous Gas Station

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: histrionic crotch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: histrionic crotch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: massive telephone

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: histrionic crotch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered mahogany base pocket flask

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: House-broken avocado liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: carnelian mexican

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: carnelian mexican

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant aqua selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: carnelian mexican

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Lay Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant aqua selfie

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Doobsian free-loading dog poop native

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Self-centered heaven

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: chrome misanthropic tattoo gaming laptop

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: spruce church puppy

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: spruce church puppy

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: frisky abnormal garrison

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bateful center therapy

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: milky swashbuckling feces persian

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: zombie-like effete police squad

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: glittery infuriating masturbator parlor

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: rambunctious boistinker

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49539118)