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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Adventurous Nursing Home | 04/24/26 |
| Pearly hateful faggotry | 04/24/26 |
| beady-eyed karate | 04/25/26 |
| Marvelous ladyboy parlor | 04/24/26 |
| milky piazza mad cow disease | 04/24/26 |
| Adventurous Nursing Home | 04/24/26 |
| Marvelous ladyboy parlor | 04/24/26 |
| Provocative field useless brakes | 04/25/26 |
| crimson lascivious friendly grandma | 04/24/26 |
| Pearly hateful faggotry | 04/24/26 |
| ruddy turdskin property | 04/24/26 |
| Adventurous Nursing Home | 04/24/26 |
| crimson lascivious friendly grandma | 04/25/26 |
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| fishy titillating dysfunction abode | 04/24/26 |
| Cerise Arousing Set | 04/25/26 |
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| Wonderful principal's office cumskin | 04/24/26 |
| razzle jet-lagged market | 04/24/26 |
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| Adventurous Nursing Home | 04/25/26 |
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| beady-eyed karate | 04/25/26 |
| Adventurous Nursing Home | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Adventurous Nursing Home We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Pearly hateful faggotry My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: beady-eyed karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Marvelous ladyboy parlor buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: milky piazza mad cow disease I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Adventurous Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Marvelous ladyboy parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Provocative field useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: crimson lascivious friendly grandma I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Pearly hateful faggotry That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: ruddy turdskin property be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Adventurous Nursing Home Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: crimson lascivious friendly grandma When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Provocative field useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal comical kitty stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: fishy titillating dysfunction abode Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Cerise Arousing Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Wonderful principal's office cumskin He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: razzle jet-lagged market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Sable Diverse Address Dragon Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Adventurous Nursing Home We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: beady-eyed karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Marvelous ladyboy parlor absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: beady-eyed karate how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Adventurous Nursing Home Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841560) |