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Is there a profession that attracts compulsive liars more than Security?

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like hum...
Coral native pozpig
  07/07/24
Wow they are frauds
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  07/07/24
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Coral native pozpig
  07/07/24
Sales
awkward pistol
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  07/07/24
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Blathering titillating personal credit line immigrant
  07/07/24
Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.
Coral native pozpig
  07/08/24
(guy who just goes around calling out security guards like i...
180 hospital multi-billionaire
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Light market fanboi
  07/08/24
I enjoy talking to proles.
Coral native pozpig
  07/08/24
a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. j...
180 hospital multi-billionaire
  07/08/24
I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a s...
Coral native pozpig
  07/08/24
Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up...
Light market fanboi
  07/08/24
I trust but verify.
Coral native pozpig
  07/08/24
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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like human beings for a bit, seems to have this weird complex about how lame their lives are and start spewing the most obvious, often easily disprovable flame.

Examples:

- Guy said he had a bachelor's in computer science and it never did anything for him. I looked him up and it turned out he had dropped out of community college.

- Guy told me he had a security company and he was only working for Securitas because of the health benefits. I looked it up and it turned out that his 'company' was a Facebook page with a single post about how to keep your password safe.

- Guy told me that public offenses in California can be prosecuted by individuals without the approval of the district attorney.

- Guy insisted that NICS goes through the Department of Defense, not the Department of Justice. Also that prison guards make more than police officers.

- Woman had her security badge covered up and when I asked about it she said that it was because her position was classified.

- Woman had this elaborate backstory about how she was the adopted Russian child of a British ambassador who lived in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Any other professions that attract people like this? I don't mean something inherent to the profession like Law, where you're advancing spurious positions because it's the best you can do to defend your client's interests, but one that attracts the personality type that gets you to do this.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: contagious cuck ladyboy

Wow they are frauds

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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig



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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig



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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: awkward pistol

Sales

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: red swashbuckling ape school cafeteria

HR

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Blathering titillating personal credit line immigrant

law

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: 180 hospital multi-billionaire

(guy who just goes around calling out security guards like it's a job

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Light market fanboi



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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

I enjoy talking to proles.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: 180 hospital multi-billionaire

a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. jack kerouac, stephen malkmus, jg ballard, david foster wallace, et al. so you never know. one could caricature you unflatteringly one day as revenge for your condescension.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a security guard job for a single day back in 2019. (I took the job as a sort of cultural anthropology thing and just quit after my first shift.) I think this makes me part of the Security Fraternity, as it were.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Light market fanboi

Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up"

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

I trust but verify.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting Famous Landscape Painting

Heroic loss prevention officer stoically enduring troon audit

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: Coral native pozpig

tp

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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: stimulating disrespectful headpube



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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: hyperactive mint community account principal's office



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