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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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vigorous base
  07/28/25
taking Qs
arrogant slap-happy theater mediation
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
vigorous base
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
arrogant slap-happy theater mediation
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
Startled Stirring Kitchen
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
Irradiated mischievous senate
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
...
umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
vigorous base
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
brutal
Startled Stirring Kitchen
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
know-it-all stage
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
Startled Stirring Kitchen
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
arrogant slap-happy theater mediation
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
dead smoky orchestra pit
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
arrogant slap-happy theater mediation
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
arrogant slap-happy theater mediation
  07/28/25
protestants typically played defense in european religious w...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/30/25
based if true
racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
correct
racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
amethyst sandwich
  07/29/25
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snowy low-t toaster
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
aromatic fiercely-loyal station
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
dashing shitlib
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
Mind-boggling judgmental hell kitty
  07/28/25
Great neg
vigorous base
  07/28/25
...
Startled Stirring Kitchen
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
Startled Stirring Kitchen
  07/29/25
@grok what are people arguing about itt
vigorous base
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: arrogant slap-happy theater mediation

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: vigorous base

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: arrogant slap-happy theater mediation

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Startled Stirring Kitchen

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated mischievous senate

(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vigorous base

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Startled Stirring Kitchen

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: know-it-all stage

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: umber multi-colored step-uncle's house gaping

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Startled Stirring Kitchen

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: arrogant slap-happy theater mediation

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: dead smoky orchestra pit

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: arrogant slap-happy theater mediation

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: arrogant slap-happy theater mediation

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139197)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

protestants typically played defense in european religious wars imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143414)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: racy zombie-like potus haunted graveyard

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: amethyst sandwich

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: snowy low-t toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: aromatic fiercely-loyal station

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: dashing shitlib

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental hell kitty

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: vigorous base

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Startled Stirring Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Startled Stirring Kitchen

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49139919)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: vigorous base

@grok what are people arguing about itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2/en-en/#49141440)