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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage | 04/24/26 |
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| insecure prole | 04/25/26 |
| stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: angry place of business wagecucks My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: insecure prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: at-the-ready razzle market new version buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: aromatic stag film striped hyena I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: at-the-ready razzle market new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Frozen overrated lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: yapping balding cruise ship pervert I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: angry place of business wagecucks That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: thriller native gunner be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: yapping balding cruise ship pervert When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Frozen overrated lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: blue athletic conference voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: mentally impaired resort Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: vibrant filthpig box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: passionate grizzly whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: massive incel He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Slate Adventurous Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Diverse canary lay kitty Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: insecure prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: at-the-ready razzle market new version absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: insecure prole how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: stirring alcoholic toilet seat stage Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841560) |