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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
supple maroon mood resort
  12/08/25
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supple maroon mood resort
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
motley stage people who are hurt
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Flushed hairraiser native factory reset button
  12/12/25
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Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
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Topaz lodge nibblets
  12/17/25
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odious base
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Violet Stock Car
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
supple maroon mood resort
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Violet Stock Car
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
supple maroon mood resort
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
mischievous dashing black woman water buffalo
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
supple maroon mood resort
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Beady-eyed Chrome Ape
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
supple maroon mood resort
  12/18/25
lol
Bat shit crazy stirring station son of senegal
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Beady-eyed Chrome Ape
  12/17/25
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supple maroon mood resort
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
obsidian rambunctious crackhouse
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Bat shit crazy stirring station son of senegal
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
obsidian rambunctious crackhouse
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Thirsty boiling water
  12/17/25
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Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter
  12/17/25
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Haunting address
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
purple lay
  12/17/25
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electric center
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
supple maroon mood resort
  12/17/25
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Cracking Brunch
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Adventurous milk
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Adventurous milk
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Adventurous milk
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Hairless titillating theater stage
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
obsidian rambunctious crackhouse
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
obsidian rambunctious crackhouse
  12/17/25
...
Hairless titillating theater stage
  12/17/25
I am not!
Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
pontificating translucent house
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: motley stage people who are hurt

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Flushed hairraiser native factory reset button

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Topaz lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: odious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mischievous dashing black woman water buffalo

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chrome Ape

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring station son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chrome Ape

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious crackhouse

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring station son of senegal

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious crackhouse

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Floppy insecure international law enforcement agency

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Thirsty boiling water

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Haunting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: purple lay

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: electric center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: supple maroon mood resort

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Adventurous milk

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous milk

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Selfie Wagecucks

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Adventurous milk

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Hairless titillating theater stage

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious crackhouse

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious crackhouse

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Hairless titillating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Stimulating Dull Useless Brakes Jewess

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: pontificating translucent house

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198)