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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: kink-friendly base So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: glittery property Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: wonderful aqua principal's office filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Pungent Soul-stirring Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: rambunctious abnormal market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: cordovan hairraiser trailer park volcanic crater easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: cordovan hairraiser trailer park volcanic crater Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Titillating gunner multi-billionaire Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Slimy feces business firm You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Navy Boistinker Gas Station lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Slimy feces business firm Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: wonderful aqua principal's office filthpig 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Marvelous set death wish or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Navy Boistinker Gas Station Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: wonderful aqua principal's office filthpig A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Marvelous set death wish Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: wonderful aqua principal's office filthpig Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: bonkers swashbuckling gaming laptop If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Rough-skinned cyan organic girlfriend sanctuary Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: tan office masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: ruby razzmatazz area macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: big-titted space shitlib Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Magical idiot depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lake weed whacker now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Gay boyish gaping step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Up-to-no-good nursing home No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: vibrant sick church sound barrier wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: bonkers swashbuckling gaming laptop cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: vibrant sick church sound barrier wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: bonkers swashbuckling gaming laptop Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: vibrant sick church sound barrier couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Passionate hissy fit faggot firefighter just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Marvelous set death wish XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good nursing home “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Marvelous set death wish are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Passionate hissy fit faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Up-to-no-good nursing home I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Mustard pea-brained crackhouse factory reset button No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198) |