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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: racy cobalt piazza tank It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: ivory trip headpube alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: house-broken casino sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: supple mauve crackhouse internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Vibrant university skinny woman did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Hairless Sinister Affirmative Action Base "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: purple titillating toaster (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Shimmering abusive genital piercing "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Confused milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Lascivious Buck-toothed Mental Disorder (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: racy cobalt piazza tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: shivering resort dragon who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: racy cobalt piazza tank Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: shivering resort dragon whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: racy cobalt piazza tank CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Drab soul-stirring kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Blue Garrison 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Bbw Locale "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Drab soul-stirring kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Milky sticky travel guidebook multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335487) |