\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
Cracking goyim
  04/07/15
Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
ruby diverse location headpube
  04/07/15
...
Charismatic sticky field
  04/07/15
...
aromatic nighttime therapy
  04/07/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  04/08/15
...
Learning disabled institution ratface
  04/08/15
...
Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested
  04/08/15
...
yellow doobsian halford milk
  04/08/15
...
swashbuckling insecure stage
  04/08/15
Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push ...
swashbuckling insecure stage
  04/08/15
...
vermilion newt internal respiration
  04/08/15
*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together* *se...
swashbuckling insecure stage
  04/08/15
lol
Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested
  04/08/15
...
Sadistic Sweet Tailpipe House
  01/31/24
...
vermilion newt internal respiration
  04/08/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  04/08/15
Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on thi...
exciting cream trailer park associate
  04/08/15
Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three ...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
...
glassy whorehouse national security agency
  04/27/15
where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
electric lake center round eye
  04/08/15
...
Jade corn cake rehab
  10/23/17
...
Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth
  10/17/23
P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficie...
peach nubile hall shitlib
  04/08/15
...
vermilion newt internal respiration
  04/08/15
*shudders*
Nudist den cuckoldry
  04/08/15
...
Mildly autistic ocher address
  05/08/15
GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Endurin...
judgmental rigor locale
  09/27/17
(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
scarlet bat shit crazy haunted graveyard black woman
  01/12/23
...
Jet-lagged Piazza
  01/12/23
...
Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth
  10/17/23
...
house-broken spot death wish
  04/08/15
...
purple heaven regret
  04/08/15
...
Beta out-of-control set
  04/08/15
...
cocky abode
  04/08/15
...
titillating flesh stead
  04/11/15
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  04/11/15
...
cerebral garrison pocket flask
  04/27/15
...
swashbuckling insecure stage
  05/05/15
...
Mildly autistic ocher address
  05/08/15
...
ruby diverse location headpube
  05/29/15
...
Effete sinister theatre
  12/18/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  12/18/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  12/18/16
Lol
abusive senate
  12/18/16
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  08/16/17
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  06/30/21
...
aromatic nighttime therapy
  07/01/21
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  11/10/21
...
Ebony business firm
  10/04/22
...
hyperventilating double fault scourge upon the earth
  01/12/23
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  01/12/23
...
kink-friendly station
  10/12/23
...
pungent comical theater gaming laptop
  10/12/23
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  10/17/23
...
exhilarant area
  10/25/23
...
Opaque sanctuary weed whacker
  04/28/16
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  01/31/24
180^180 find
Charismatic sticky field
  04/07/15
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  04/07/15
odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
Gold lodge becky
  04/07/15
100%. no lackey would write like this.
Charismatic sticky field
  04/07/15
...
indigo insane plaza knife
  04/08/15
...
Learning disabled institution ratface
  04/08/15
rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy si...
bateful adulterous coldplay fan
  04/08/15
Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually doe...
Razzle iridescent space
  04/08/15
initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
khaki infuriating office
  04/11/15
This makes it funnier
exhilarant area
  07/22/21
0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
Gay Greedy Toaster Brunch
  04/11/15
chilling
Multi-colored rambunctious home sandwich
  04/08/15
180
Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested
  04/08/15
epic find and on point
Coral Orchestra Pit Travel Guidebook
  04/08/15
...
vermilion newt internal respiration
  04/08/15
Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
Jade corn cake rehab
  04/08/15
Will do. Thank.
Curious pink school cafeteria psychic
  04/08/15
Associate emails secretary for some help: "AUTOMATI...
charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse
  04/08/15
lol, lashonda
plum spectacular parlour
  04/08/15
Holy Fuck
swashbuckling insecure stage
  04/08/15
...
violent irradiated dilemma
  04/08/15
this is pretty much what would happen IRL
Gold lodge becky
  04/08/15
...
Hairless boistinker immigrant
  04/08/15
...
Racy Blathering Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/15
laughing out loud in my office reading this one
cocky abode
  04/08/15
...
Lilac autistic lay
  04/08/15
...
ultramarine alpha
  04/27/15
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  05/09/15
...
Know-it-all electric furnace
  01/12/22
...
Dashing spruce university marketing idea
  10/17/23
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
Thank you for thinking of me.
violent irradiated dilemma
  04/08/15
One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both S...
violent irradiated dilemma
  04/08/15
...
Fragrant kitchen gaping
  04/08/15
Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully ex...
wonderful chad
  12/18/16
lol xoxo Franks "General Tommy Franks, who led both ...
charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse
  04/08/15
...
violent irradiated dilemma
  04/08/15
lol
yellow doobsian halford milk
  04/08/15
Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&am...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
the emphasis is a little more entertaining: Franks ROUTIN...
olive floppy shrine
  04/11/15
cr
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/17/15
...
Navy dead partner faggot firefighter
  05/08/15
Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subjec...
Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease
  04/08/15
...
yellow doobsian halford milk
  04/08/15
...
Learning disabled institution ratface
  04/08/15
It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style...
charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse
  04/08/15
Cr
Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease
  04/08/15
...
wild feces box office
  04/08/15
...
Charismatic sticky field
  04/08/15
...
Arousing sooty cruise ship gay wizard
  04/08/15
...
Fantasy-prone stage
  04/11/15
...
Dark Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  01/18/17
...
pungent comical theater gaming laptop
  09/27/17
...
Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth
  10/17/23
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you'...
smoky church building
  04/08/15
& he's almost as proliferous. in that morris doc abo...
wild feces box office
  04/08/15
So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.
Learning disabled institution ratface
  04/08/15
dope
wild feces box office
  04/08/15
...
Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested
  04/08/15
...
excitant disturbing nursing home goal in life
  04/08/15
Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of req...
Cobalt multi-billionaire pit
  04/08/15
Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin bos...
Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease
  04/08/15
Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
swashbuckling insecure stage
  04/08/15
Alphas can be faggots too
Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease
  04/08/15
Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...
hairraiser cyan range jew
  04/08/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sendin...
scarlet bat shit crazy haunted graveyard black woman
  01/12/23
It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does...
green locus
  04/08/15
...
Fragrant kitchen gaping
  04/08/15
protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the empero...
Beady-eyed lemon native hominid
  04/08/15
Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite ...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs the...
Beady-eyed lemon native hominid
  04/08/15
...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment laws...
Racy Blathering Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/15
...
heady site turdskin
  04/17/15
Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drive...
hateful mischievous stag film main people
  04/08/15
https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&a...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
More direct of a source than I would have thought but still ...
hateful mischievous stag film main people
  04/08/15
TO: Joint Chiefs FROM: George W. Bush (heh) SUBJECT: RE: I...
confused insanely creepy school
  04/08/15
Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did....
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you w...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/11/15
why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/17/15
...
exhilarant area
  10/25/23
Cr
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/08/15
...
Lilac autistic lay
  04/08/15
...
Fuchsia free-loading pisswyrm friendly grandma
  04/11/15
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  05/12/15
I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and...
unhinged hunting ground
  01/12/23
Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for
Fragrant kitchen gaping
  04/08/15
That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law sch...
soul-stirring misunderstood hissy fit blood rage
  04/08/15
He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to...
Odious Mustard Parlor
  04/08/15
He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/polit...
soul-stirring misunderstood hissy fit blood rage
  04/08/15
One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks...
Big Pale Son Of Senegal
  04/08/15
...
green locus
  04/08/15
Estimate this man's dick size.
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/11/15
Holy shit at usurping authority. MANY more details and f...
electric lake center round eye
  04/11/15
He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but o...
Big Pale Son Of Senegal
  04/17/15
...
Anal High-end Gunner Principal's Office
  05/08/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
violent irradiated dilemma
  05/08/15
...
vermilion newt internal respiration
  04/08/15
April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
Idiotic Point
  04/11/15
love the response time
Lavender temple
  04/11/15
...
Pearl boyish casino degenerate
  04/17/15
...
chrome love of her life crackhouse
  04/17/15
...
slap-happy motley corner skinny woman
  04/18/15
...
Sapphire vigorous new version
  05/08/15
This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administra...
histrionic filthy market jap
  04/27/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  05/08/15
...
Coral Orchestra Pit Travel Guidebook
  05/08/15
...
Sapphire vigorous new version
  05/08/15
Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock a...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  05/08/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
Sadistic Sweet Tailpipe House
  05/09/15
...
slap-happy motley corner skinny woman
  05/09/15
...
ruby diverse location headpube
  05/29/15
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  08/18/15
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  10/23/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  07/15/15
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  08/01/15
This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with ...
vibrant puppy
  08/01/15
once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  12/18/15
...
Talented brilliant hell roommate
  12/18/15
Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I ca...
thirsty marvelous background story
  12/18/15
...
Hairless boistinker immigrant
  02/16/16
Check you emails.
Tan church water buffalo
  02/16/16
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  03/12/16
...
180 gas station
  03/12/16
...
laughsome boltzmann circlehead
  04/27/16
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  04/27/16
...
vibrant puppy
  12/18/16
...
Hairless boistinker immigrant
  01/18/17
Where are we on the Pakistan problem?
Dark Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  01/18/17
...
Elite silver elastic band jewess
  02/08/17
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  04/05/17
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  09/27/17
...
vibrant puppy
  10/23/17
To: Paul Wolfowitz CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone From:...
saffron razzmatazz step-uncle's house private investor
  01/24/18
...
Primrose Galvanic Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/28/20
...
sable costumed legal warrant
  01/12/22
lmao
Know-it-all electric furnace
  01/12/22
Lmao
unhinged hunting ground
  01/12/23
plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I ask...
Crawly crotch
  01/31/18
This is an amazing thread.
frum property keepsake machete
  03/01/18
...
vibrant puppy
  09/14/18
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  02/28/20
180
appetizing cuck chapel
  02/28/20
...
Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder
  11/19/20
...
Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder
  12/16/20
...
Black twisted queen of the night indian lodge
  03/17/21
...
Fantasy-prone stage
  06/02/21
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  06/30/21
...
Fantasy-prone stage
  07/01/21
...
Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder
  07/22/21
rip colin powell
Chestnut juggernaut
  10/18/21
...
Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks
  01/12/23
Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so ...
hyperventilating double fault scourge upon the earth
  01/12/23
...
Trip Codepig
  07/18/24
https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png
crimson hospital toilet seat
  05/31/23
...
Cerise famous landscape painting menage
  10/25/23
...
Translucent razzle-dazzle masturbator tanning salon
  10/12/23
...
sable costumed legal warrant
  01/27/25
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
Candy Ride
  11/26/25
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  11/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Cracking goyim

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645333)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: ruby diverse location headpube

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645403)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645442)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: aromatic nighttime therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645452)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645857)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Learning disabled institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645878)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: yellow doobsian halford milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645917)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645927)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645931)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: vermilion newt internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645957)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645965)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645968)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Sadistic Sweet Tailpipe House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#47352048)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: vermilion newt internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646299)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: exciting cream trailer park associate

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647558)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649503)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: glassy whorehouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: electric lake center round eye

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649714)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Jade corn cake rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34507376)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949273)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: peach nubile hall shitlib

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646470)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: vermilion newt internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649603)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Nudist den cuckoldry

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649722)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ocher address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849756)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: judgmental rigor locale

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306835)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: scarlet bat shit crazy haunted graveyard black woman

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778725)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949274)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: house-broken spot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647567)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: purple heaven regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649374)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Beta out-of-control set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649593)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: cocky abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650237)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: titillating flesh stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669868)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: cerebral garrison pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769355)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27830050)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ocher address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849748)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: ruby diverse location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989232)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Effete sinister theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29406936)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407305)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170922)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: abusive senate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170942)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34007233)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42711900)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: aromatic nighttime therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42714882)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43416271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Ebony business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45279206)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating double fault scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778736)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778738)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928189)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: pungent comical theater gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928216)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949268)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Opaque sanctuary weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362673)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#47352046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky field

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645342)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Gold lodge becky

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645426)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky field

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: indigo insane plaza knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645880)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: bateful adulterous coldplay fan

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle iridescent space

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: khaki infuriating office

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669864)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: exhilarant area

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42822912)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Gay Greedy Toaster Brunch

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670126)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored rambunctious home sandwich

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645898)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645916)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Coral Orchestra Pit Travel Guidebook

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645961)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: vermilion newt internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646001)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Jade corn cake rehab

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645983)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Curious pink school cafeteria psychic

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646005)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646045)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: plum spectacular parlour

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646053)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: violent irradiated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646059)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Gold lodge becky

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646270)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Hairless boistinker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649386)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Racy Blathering Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649736)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: cocky abode

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650251)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Lilac autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: ultramarine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769402)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27854561)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Know-it-all electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769860)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Dashing spruce university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949270)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: violent irradiated dilemma

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646031)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: violent irradiated dilemma

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646025)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Fragrant kitchen gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: wonderful chad

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170344)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: violent irradiated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646049)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: yellow doobsian halford milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646054)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647189)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: olive floppy shrine

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670042)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710630)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Navy dead partner faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27847116)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646066)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: yellow doobsian halford milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646072)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Learning disabled institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646074)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: charcoal naked place of business bawdyhouse

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646079)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646105)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: wild feces box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646218)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Charismatic sticky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Arousing sooty cruise ship gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650259)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670017)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Dark Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401148)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: pungent comical theater gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306543)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Onyx Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463313)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: smoky church building

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646109)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: wild feces box office

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646197)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Learning disabled institution ratface

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646202)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: wild feces box office

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646209)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Alcoholic Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27648975)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: excitant disturbing nursing home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Cobalt multi-billionaire pit

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649080)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling insecure stage

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649089)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Passionate indirect expression mad cow disease

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649171)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: hairraiser cyan range jew

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650714)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463314)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: scarlet bat shit crazy haunted graveyard black woman

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778706)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: green locus

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Fragrant kitchen gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649365)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lemon native hominid

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649377)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649396)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lemon native hominid

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649405)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649414)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Racy Blathering Fortuitous Meteor

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649757)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: heady site turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27711000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: hateful mischievous stag film main people

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649539)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649693)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: hateful mischievous stag film main people

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649879)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: confused insanely creepy school

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650035)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650343)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669870)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710635)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981231)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649391)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Lilac autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650272)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia free-loading pisswyrm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669998)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27878618)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: unhinged hunting ground

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778731)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Fragrant kitchen gaping

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649370)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood hissy fit blood rage

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649519)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Odious Mustard Parlor

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649769)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood hissy fit blood rage

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649708)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Big Pale Son Of Senegal

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649924)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669810)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: electric lake center round eye

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Big Pale Son Of Senegal

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710510)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Anal High-end Gunner Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851709)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463319)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: violent irradiated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851698)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: vermilion newt internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650263)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Idiotic Point

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669994)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Lavender temple

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Pearl boyish casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710471)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: chrome love of her life crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710640)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: slap-happy motley corner skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27711174)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851437)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: histrionic filthy market jap

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769352)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27847114)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Coral Orchestra Pit Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849726)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851424)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851765)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Sweet Tailpipe House

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27854733)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: slap-happy motley corner skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27856606)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: ruby diverse location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989251)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28573915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29029487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49464215)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28337702)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28456516)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: vibrant puppy

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28456573)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407308)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Talented brilliant hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29406604)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: thirsty marvelous background story

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407564)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Hairless boistinker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29843822)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Tan church water buffalo

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29843863)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30037755)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: 180 gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30037768)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: laughsome boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: vibrant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170273)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Hairless boistinker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401140)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Dark Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401153)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Elite silver elastic band jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32577548)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32996983)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306526)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: vibrant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34507269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: saffron razzmatazz step-uncle's house private investor

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35228655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose Galvanic Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668743)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: sable costumed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769855)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769858)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: unhinged hunting ground

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Crawly crotch

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35288872)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: frum property keepsake machete

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35517892)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: vibrant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#36809589)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668539)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: appetizing cuck chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668777)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#41394435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#41564033)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Black twisted queen of the night indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42119664)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42565542)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42711914)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42714853)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42822849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Chestnut juggernaut

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43289786)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778659)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating double fault scourge upon the earth

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778737)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Trip Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#47860756)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: crimson hospital toilet seat

https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46373918)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Cerise famous landscape painting menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981225)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Translucent razzle-dazzle masturbator tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928183)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: sable costumed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#48594017)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463264)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463285)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463459)