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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Stubborn business firm
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
lime learning disabled lettuce
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
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Aggressive cuck market
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Titillating becky school cafeteria
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slate sneaky criminal elastic band
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ultramarine brunch
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mind-boggling hateful indirect expression
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lime learning disabled lettuce
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Impertinent Deep Stag Film Really Tough Guy
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greedy address tattoo
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Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
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Brindle Tantric Plaza Blood Rage
  12/24/25
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Offensive coiffed philosopher-king
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Demanding Drab Gay Wizard
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Titillating becky school cafeteria
  12/23/25
180
Honey-headed razzle-dazzle rehab
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
well-lubricated dysfunction rigpig
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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Alcoholic tank
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Thriller Fuchsia Roast Beef
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
erotic appetizing gas station
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
erotic appetizing gas station
  12/23/25
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Irradiated haunted graveyard jewess
  12/24/25
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Offensive coiffed philosopher-king
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
stirring state cuckold
  12/23/25
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slimy bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/23/25
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slimy bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
cerebral sticky nursing home electric furnace
  12/24/25
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slimy bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
frisky international law enforcement agency wrinkle
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
mewling up-to-no-good abode partner
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
racy sinister ratface university
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
magenta exciting hell
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
racy sinister ratface university
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
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slate sneaky criminal elastic band
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
magenta exciting hell
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
magenta exciting hell
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
racy sinister ratface university
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/25/25
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Painfully honest shimmering patrolman
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
slate sneaky criminal elastic band
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Brindle Tantric Plaza Blood Rage
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
motley red nowag
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Umber cheese-eating senate
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Hyperventilating immigrant home
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Hyperventilating immigrant home
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
pungent passionate boistinker center
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
magenta exciting hell
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
aromatic mildly autistic double fault menage
  12/24/25
tp
ultramarine brunch
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
gay cocky prole
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
magenta exciting hell
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Histrionic Angry Halford Ape
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
magenta exciting hell
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Stubborn business firm

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: lime learning disabled lettuce

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Aggressive cuck market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Curious self-centered organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Titillating becky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: slate sneaky criminal elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling hateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: lime learning disabled lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Impertinent Deep Stag Film Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: greedy address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Brindle Tantric Plaza Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Offensive coiffed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Demanding Drab Gay Wizard

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Titillating becky school cafeteria

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzle-dazzle rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated dysfunction rigpig

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: boyish tan lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Thriller Fuchsia Roast Beef

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: erotic appetizing gas station

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: erotic appetizing gas station

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Irradiated haunted graveyard jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Offensive coiffed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: stirring state cuckold

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: slimy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: slimy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: cerebral sticky nursing home electric furnace

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: slimy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: frisky international law enforcement agency wrinkle

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: mewling up-to-no-good abode partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: racy sinister ratface university

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: magenta exciting hell

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: racy sinister ratface university

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: slate sneaky criminal elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: magenta exciting hell

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: magenta exciting hell

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: racy sinister ratface university

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest shimmering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: slate sneaky criminal elastic band

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Brindle Tantric Plaza Blood Rage

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: motley red nowag

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Umber cheese-eating senate

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating immigrant home

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating immigrant home

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: pungent passionate boistinker center

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: magenta exciting hell

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic double fault menage

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: gay cocky prole

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: magenta exciting hell

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Angry Halford Ape

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: magenta exciting hell

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

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