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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene?

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.
exhilarant deer antler
  10/17/13
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT! DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!
Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes
  10/17/13
OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER
exhilarant deer antler
  10/17/13
OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?
Alcoholic community account shrine
  10/17/13
INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO F...
Razzle bearded generalized bond athletic conference
  10/17/13
UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE
cobalt masturbator
  10/17/13
rofl, i love this subthread
red pistol hell
  11/07/13
OH NO U DIT INT
bright den hairy legs
  11/07/13
180 exchange
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Loling hard
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emerald yarmulke garrison
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it's amazing we've all seen this
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic
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  03/03/17
probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies
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  03/03/17
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  03/03/17
going to use this IRL
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Pure 180
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  10/11/20
what came first, the video or the thread?
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  05/09/21
The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another mess...
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flesh swashbuckling prole french chef
  09/24/24
still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts
Electric autistic boltzmann
  10/07/25
decades of establishment white guilt propaganda
Razzmatazz Brindle Crotch
  06/11/17
lol
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  10/17/13
(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hopi...
Soul-stirring dingle berry
  10/17/13
nigger lover
Razzle bearded generalized bond athletic conference
  10/17/13
yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr....
exhilarant deer antler
  10/17/13
if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could g...
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exhilarant deer antler
  10/24/13
When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like y...
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Hyperactive home
  06/11/17
LMAO
Awkward Psychic
  05/22/17
cr
spectacular bat shit crazy locale
  09/06/20
have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made...
exhilarant deer antler
  10/24/13
flame. black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.
Ruby infuriating fortuitous meteor
  11/07/13
i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that...
exhilarant deer antler
  11/07/13
You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they ha...
Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes
  11/07/13
(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)
Copper range blood rage
  08/20/14
the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback
exhilarant deer antler
  12/20/18
another day another rant
exhilarant deer antler
  11/07/13
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  11/07/13
"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz
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  09/02/17
Another fine example of this last week.
exhilarant deer antler
  03/17/14
U need to,leave mfh
Hyperactive home
  08/20/14
...
aphrodisiac lime persian
  03/17/14
so many instances since last bump
exhilarant deer antler
  08/19/14
lol black women
Copper range blood rage
  08/20/14
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exhilarant deer antler
  09/09/14
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adventurous queen of the night
  09/09/14
Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "...
exhilarant deer antler
  09/15/14
to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuc...
curious windowlicker
  09/15/14
it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then...
exhilarant deer antler
  09/15/14
Lol wtf is going on there
Overrated native famous landscape painting
  03/01/16
subway is a well lubricated machine
exhilarant deer antler
  08/07/17
This. "Everything but olives" Artist: *Procee...
pearl dog poop sanctuary
  09/15/14
you said olives, didn't you?
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online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing...
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  01/03/25
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Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to ...
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  09/15/14
I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to...
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  03/03/17
Also minority small business loans.
Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes
  03/28/17
cheapest franchise to buy into
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  03/03/17
jfc
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  06/23/15
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  03/01/16
Just watched black woman deal with court clerk. With atti...
Overrated native famous landscape painting
  03/15/16
WHERE DA MANAGER AT?
adventurous queen of the night
  07/20/16
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exhilarant deer antler
  03/03/17
180 bump
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Sexy Gas Station
  03/28/17
where pizza at?
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bronze floppy pit electric furnace
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Mind-boggling lay travel guidebook
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exhilarant deer antler
  05/22/17
almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" ...
Bistre Menage
  05/22/17
lol this is one of my "red dot" threads
emerald yarmulke garrison
  05/22/17
? Thread is about blacks, not Indians
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  09/07/20
Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put to...
bronze floppy pit electric furnace
  05/22/17
tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromana...
emerald yarmulke garrison
  05/22/17
good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seco...
Bistre Menage
  05/22/17
I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and acci...
Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes
  05/22/17
I find this thread highly insulting
bipolar effete stage depressive
  05/22/17
any more scenes?
Bistre Menage
  06/11/17
Lol
Hyperactive home
  06/11/17
one of the best threads of all time
Beady-eyed state love of her life
  06/11/17
*recent time*
Bistre Menage
  06/11/17
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY
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  06/11/17
holy shit lmao
Beta Narrow-minded Station Telephone
  07/21/17
Not sure how I missed this.
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  07/21/17
OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE" THIS DESER...
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  10/20/17
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  10/20/17
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  11/02/17
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exhilarant deer antler
  07/11/17
*this thread has been marked precedential
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  12/16/17
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Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent bac...
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  01/29/18
tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come ou...
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  02/03/18
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  12/06/19
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  02/27/20
I stand with the nigress
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Lake impertinent foreskin stage
  12/06/19
As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars. So...
Twinkling main people
  12/06/19
Not sure this poast really adds value ITT
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  01/09/20
thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in li...
exhilarant deer antler
  02/04/20
...
exhilarant deer antler
  02/27/20
Since the link above is no longer working: https://youtu....
painfully honest crackhouse
  02/27/20
Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115
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  03/28/20
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  03/28/20
Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual
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  06/30/23
take some a dat lettuce of
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  04/27/21
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The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some bl...
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multi-colored faggotry theater
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Electric autistic boltzmann
  09/07/20
good thread
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exhilarant deer antler
  01/13/21
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Hyperactive home
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE
Mischievous orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  09/30/21
it was posted only one minute after the OP
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when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retard...
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exhilarant deer antler
  08/30/22
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT
charcoal greedy stead ladyboy
  08/30/22
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sooty cuckold meetinghouse
  08/30/22
MUTTARD
Misanthropic confused church building
  08/30/22
I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it...
exhilarant deer antler
  08/30/22
...
Sexy Gas Station
  12/03/23
*hurls a chair at OP*
Soul-stirring dingle berry
  12/30/22
this issue has only gotten worse since the OP
Zippy corner
  12/30/22
happy 2023 folks
exhilarant deer antler
  01/06/23
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Hyperactive home
  01/06/23
i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a d...
deep gaping newt
  01/06/23
a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked t...
Soul-stirring dingle berry
  01/06/23
that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, ...
deep gaping newt
  01/06/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s
Soul-stirring dingle berry
  01/06/23
lmfaoooooooo classiccccc "she shoulda swallowed yo f...
deep gaping newt
  01/06/23
discreet
Razzle-dazzle Maize Jap
  01/06/23
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employe...
deep gaping newt
  02/12/23
In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo
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180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI tech...
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Electric autistic boltzmann
  05/04/25
tbf, that really IS too much lettuce
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  10/07/25
(negress)
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  10/07/25
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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251288)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT!

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251292)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251306)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic community account shrine

OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251371)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Razzle bearded generalized bond athletic conference

INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO FREE?

*Proceeds to argue with sandwich maker and later manager for 30 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251376)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: cobalt masturbator

UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251381)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: red pistol hell

rofl, i love this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391256)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: bright den hairy legs

OH NO U DIT INT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391268)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Chestnut theater stage

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391280)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous hissy fit national security agency



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Overrated native famous landscape painting

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29952002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: doobsian heaven idiot



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: emerald yarmulke garrison



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Pungent School Cafeteria Degenerate

it's amazing we've all seen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935820)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lay travel guidebook



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: judgmental fragrant base black woman



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: Galvanic nursing home jew



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:27 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive home



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Lake impertinent foreskin stage



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Date: December 19th, 2021 2:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Charismatic locus mood



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Date: September 28th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: bronze floppy pit electric furnace



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Lake impertinent foreskin stage



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092941)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751518)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Chocolate trust fund water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35024989)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Submissive boyish business firm dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46458527)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Comical Dopamine Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#28986309)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating provocative mad-dog skullcap coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29939811)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Galvanic nursing home jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29952011)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: sable pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30982272)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30982323)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Buff bearded feces

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745823)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Comical Dopamine Kitchen

probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745836)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral orchid candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Racy bonkers lodge

going to use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32746010)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 6:47 AM
Author: emerald yarmulke garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935459)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: brilliant school

Pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34126227)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: know-it-all spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751406)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Crusty aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32746042)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: dead deranged cruise ship death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935655)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34126222)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34932023)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Glittery fuchsia center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35312272)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:44 AM
Author: heady obsidian idea he suggested tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37625240)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: deep gaping newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37815801)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Startled box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39885801)



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Date: October 11th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Peach trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#41093703)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Claret Concupiscible Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness

what came first, the video or the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#42431403)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another messageboard in the early 2000's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092949)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: deep gaping newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43739556)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: Irate garnet ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#44675079)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Titillating puce philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45717622)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46492508)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: flesh swashbuckling prole french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48127156)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann

still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331631)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Brindle Crotch

decades of establishment white guilt propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529483)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Passionate Topaz Turdskin Boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251383)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry

(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hoping they wont ask if he wants the meat heated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251390)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Razzle bearded generalized bond athletic conference

nigger lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251401)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr. def worth it for the extra pickles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251743)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Cyan bateful piazza cumskin

if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could grab with a minimum of interaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24251749)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24297002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: ebony point liquid oxygen

When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like you will also be shackled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745896)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Awkward Psychic

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365917)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: spectacular bat shit crazy locale

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40879181)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made this thread. yesterday I saw one lose her shit on this poor asian lady when she informed her that adding cranberries to her salad would cost extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24297000)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: Ruby infuriating fortuitous meteor

flame.

black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391189)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that are like 300lbs so i assume it's not all they're eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391275)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they have more calories than the sangwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391331)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Copper range blood rage

(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26166115)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37440711)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

another day another rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391168)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: Smoky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391181)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: cobalt masturbator

"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391204)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: rebellious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#24391637)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Nighttime Aqua Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26166039)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Maniacal market potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30982335)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30982343)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529970)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Magenta disturbing location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34126218)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:23 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

Another fine example of this last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#25205153)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Hyperactive home

U need to,leave mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26166071)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lime persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#25205162)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

so many instances since last bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26165322)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Copper range blood rage

lol black women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26166036)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26294735)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: adventurous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26295045)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "Oh you gonna have to start that one over" line to the guy. I feel bad for the turdskins who work there.

She actually busted it out twice. First the guy put on the normal two slices of cheese even though she only asked for one. She was ok with him taking it off even though it had already went into the toaster. On the condiments though she asked for only oil but no vinegar but they put on both. That was the last straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333000)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: curious windowlicker

to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333048)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then the condiment/veggie chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333111)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Overrated native famous landscape painting

Lol wtf is going on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29952017)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

subway is a well lubricated machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33936082)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: pearl dog poop sanctuary

This.

"Everything but olives"

Artist: *Proceeds to start with olives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333113)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

you said olives, didn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333132)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Tripping vigorous area

online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing this sort of fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#42431434)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48516662)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: thriller gay office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333055)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous queen of the night

Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to dine their now, because I don't want a turd handling my food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#26333121)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Lavender roommate library

I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to other turds in the community. They save $$ but hiring their family members to work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745882)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

Also minority small business loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935648)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: ebony point liquid oxygen

cheapest franchise to buy into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745941)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29951987)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#28184086)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#28986390)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: indecent iridescent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#29951866)



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Date: March 15th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Overrated native famous landscape painting

Just watched black woman deal with court clerk.

With attitude: "So you don't know the court date then?" (Implying he's incompetent)

The clerk says something that makes her feel stupid, something about she has to make her own copies, the court doesn't make copies for her.

"OH OKAY THAT'S FINE," she yells.

Then she walked away, but made sure she sighed really loud and then mumbled something under her breath to announce her dissatisfaction with the entire process. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30063836)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous queen of the night

WHERE DA MANAGER AT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#30982321)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745687)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry theater

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745851)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935480)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: doobsian heaven idiot

where pizza at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32745937)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: bronze floppy pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935487)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lay travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#32935811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Bistre Menage

almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365983)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: emerald yarmulke garrison

lol this is one of my "red dot" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365988)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: frozen vibrant son of senegal indian lodge

?

Thread is about blacks, not Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40881302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bronze floppy pit electric furnace

Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put too many peppers and onions on his sandwich. He was mad AF and all like "I AINT EATIN DAT". Ofc I thought of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: emerald yarmulke garrison

tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromanagers when ordering food, it's one of the few areas of life where--just for a moment--they're in control so they milk it for all it's worth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366045)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Bistre Menage

good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33367609)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and accidentally creating a classic racist meme :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: bipolar effete stage depressive

I find this thread highly insulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33367738)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Bistre Menage

any more scenes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529164)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed state love of her life

one of the best threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529165)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Bistre Menage

*recent time*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529170)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Bespoke insecure field personal credit line

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33529509)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Beta Narrow-minded Station Telephone

holy shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33821656)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: painfully honest crackhouse

Not sure how I missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33821884)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Impressive translucent rehab

OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE"

THIS DESERVES 1,000 BUMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33936052)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Ivory Address Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34485445)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34485446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Sienna Metal Dragon Abode

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34586373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: purple organic girlfriend

Hilarious that chicks are always calling their husband/boyfriend to fight for them....equality my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34586430)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Cerebral orchid candlestick maker

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35274125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: Irradiated pink resort stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35312255)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Glittery fuchsia center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35312271)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: bronze floppy pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35312399)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33741152)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33748958)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: maroon excitant church

*this thread has been marked precedential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33748964)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33821630)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: big offensive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46809778)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Sinister abusive milk dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33936042)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Impressive translucent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33936047)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#33936063)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34126204)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34485443)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: shaky hairraiser fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34485451)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34586364)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Sticky supple hominid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2#24251292

Is that where it all began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#34932470)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Diverse Mewling University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35025102)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Lake impertinent foreskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35171388)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent back her fries because DEY TOO COLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35274095)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: Irradiated pink resort stock car

tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come out lower than room temperature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#35312256)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Aggressive clown

(Guy meekly eating cold fries bc he too SHOOK by the idea of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39224467)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39663876)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive home

I stand with the nigress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751533)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#36263391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Walnut wonderful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37183496)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: Twinkling main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37625333)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Geriatric tan parlor useless brakes

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37722450)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Rough-skinned Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#37815792)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Lake impertinent foreskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39224438)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Twinkling main people

As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars.

So I see this with black women & drink orders consistently.

They always order some kind of extravagant, super-sweet drink & there’s inevitably some kind of problem. Often they will have the bartender remake the drink, & then take one sip out of the new drink, grimace, & leave it.

There seem to be two motivations at play based on my repeated analysis.

1. Some are trying to get their drink comped.

2. Almost all get off about the “power” dynamic they have in these interactions. Black women are pretty much the most undesirable demographic in existence. Most get little attention & have little power in their everyday lives (unless in HR). They have deep insecurities & feelings of inferiority. So they eat up their minimal opportunities of having control & reversing the slave/master dynamic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39224534)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: Contagious site half-breed

Not sure this poast really adds value ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39404425)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in line in front of you. bars and clubs is a whole different dynamic i'm sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39541864)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39663340)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: painfully honest crackhouse

Since the link above is no longer working:

https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39663839)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Sticky supple hominid

Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39663874)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Blue temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39885833)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral orchid candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39885874)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Blathering dun chapel

Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46492518)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry

take some a dat lettuce of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#42358481)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: arousing bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39885806)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: deep gaping newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#39917214)



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Date: June 15th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some black woman holding up the drive thru line, causing the dood to literally pass out from waiting at a standstill for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40419461)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#49691675)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40878564)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40879163)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:03 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40881288)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#40897491)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#41746431)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: Mischievous orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#41397901)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:57 AM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#42078502)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: Mischievous orchestra pit haunted graveyard

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43203738)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: Motley primrose casino

it was posted only one minute after the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46458539)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: rose stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43203893)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: histrionic cuckoldry halford

when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retards on both sides of the line. I wanted to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43203912)



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Date: January 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43737167)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43737852)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Territorial Stubborn Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43850724)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: rose stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#43850943)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Irate garnet ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#44675052)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092856)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: charcoal greedy stead ladyboy

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092884)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: sooty cuckold meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092925)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Misanthropic confused church building

MUTTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092921)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it for almost a decade and have never noticed the "MUTTARD" line until today.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45092938)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#47126983)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry

*hurls a chair at OP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45717619)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: Zippy corner

this issue has only gotten worse since the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45717774)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

happy 2023 folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45750938)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45750978)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: deep gaping newt

i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a deep cut irony tattoo somewhere discrete. if i did, it would be "dats too many lettuce" on my ass or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45750987)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry

a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked the youtube link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751008)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: deep gaping newt

that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, however it has been removed for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751414)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751423)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: deep gaping newt

lmfaoooooooo classiccccc

"she shoulda swallowed yo faggot ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751425)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maize Jap

discreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45751430)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: deep gaping newt

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employee_shot_and_killed_for_putting_too/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45922992)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Misanthropic confused church building

In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#45923040)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46309764)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: Charismatic locus mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#46809712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:39 AM
Author: Sexy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#47126980)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 7:51 PM
Author: lascivious trump supporter round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#47145355)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: Lake impertinent foreskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#47251440)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Anal chad new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#47253895)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: balding striped hyena police squad

It sounds like you're referring to a broader conversation about stereotypes and societal expectations. Black women, like anyone, should be able to order a sandwich without any assumptions or judgments attached to their behavior. Unfortunately, systemic biases and stereotypes can lead to unfair scrutiny or misunderstandings. It’s important to approach these topics with sensitivity and an understanding of the larger social context. If you want to discuss this further or share specific examples, I’m here to listen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48127166)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Pozpig House

Ask what he would do if he were waiting in a subway line for 20 mins while some fat negress screamed “SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT” etc at the Pajeet behind the counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48127183)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48501578)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Indigo Bossy Property

https://imgur.com/a/dFCyvfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48516710)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48516964)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Cracking forum

It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers are always a gnarled mess. AI also seems to think this lady should have a toe on her hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48517078)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: mustard dashing space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48517601)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat

180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#48517614)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic confused church building

tbf, that really IS too much lettuce

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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Electric autistic boltzmann

(negress)

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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Glassy stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2/en-en/#49514090)