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shivering theater windowlicker
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
naked immigrant
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
Effete Sooty Alpha
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Where to start
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Crusty national
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
thriller mischievous mood
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Doobsian roommate
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Supple Canary Trailer Park
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Supple Canary Trailer Park
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
buff station
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Supple Canary Trailer Park
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
heady hell
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lol wow, holy shit
buff station
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No way you're the only one
lake sticky toaster sandwich
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Okay, I lol’d
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Cheese-eating genital piercing property
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Pontificating snowy boistinker
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Supple Canary Trailer Park
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
floppy plaza
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Clear nursing home mediation
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Burgundy hyperactive coldplay fan
  04/11/26
that is brave
transparent buck-toothed senate
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Burgundy hyperactive coldplay fan
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
transparent buck-toothed senate
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Clear nursing home mediation
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
buff station
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We've got time
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splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole
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thriller mischievous mood
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
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lol
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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aqua associate field
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
gay harsh affirmative action
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Vengeful private investor
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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insecure costumed potus hall
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Godawful Gay Wizard Center
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Winner
Pontificating snowy boistinker
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Curious stage puppy
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I smoked crack with him.
Insane Brunch Depressive
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
charismatic greedy goal in life
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lake sticky toaster sandwich
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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Narcissist
Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol
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Coon
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Multi-colored masturbator
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/12/26
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rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
stirring party of the first part public bath
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Multi-colored masturbator
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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Doobsian roommate
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Navy cracking location
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Puce haunted graveyard
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
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  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Puce haunted graveyard
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
histrionic idiot cruise ship
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Crusty national
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Puce haunted graveyard
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
excitant mad cow disease
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
electric offensive hospital selfie
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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Crusty national
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Puce haunted graveyard
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
high-end silver indian lodge psychic
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Swollen Travel Guidebook
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Crusty national
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
diverse school hairy legs
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Jade juggernaut
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
diverse school hairy legs
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Swollen Travel Guidebook
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Jade juggernaut
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Swollen Travel Guidebook
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Navy cracking location
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180
Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
pale bespoke mental disorder pocket flask
  04/12/26
180!
Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
stirring party of the first part public bath
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Navy cracking location
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Crusty national
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Low-t marvelous business firm
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Crusty national
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Low-t marvelous business firm
  04/14/26
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Crusty national
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Concupiscible fishy locus
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Low-t marvelous business firm
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
lake sticky toaster sandwich
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
electric offensive hospital selfie
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Swollen Travel Guidebook
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
electric offensive hospital selfie
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Concupiscible fishy locus
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Swollen Travel Guidebook
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
histrionic idiot cruise ship
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Orchid spectacular stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
laughsome spruce round eye
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Bistre address
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
  04/13/26
ouch
Crusty national
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Crusty national
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Crusty national
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
aquamarine stimulating set preventive strike
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/15/26
not me
Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
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Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug
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genuine lol
Rebellious police squad
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mind-boggling stead really tough guy
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180
high-end silver indian lodge psychic
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180
Low-t marvelous business firm
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
razzle-dazzle national security agency
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
insecure costumed potus hall
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
know-it-all resort
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180
Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
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know-it-all resort
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Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
cobalt thirsty pit
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😎
know-it-all resort
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Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
glittery abode regret
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Mauve Territorial Old Irish Cottage Doctorate
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Soul-stirring Parlour Volcanic Crater
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
arousing sex offender
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
hot motley azn coffee pot
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Navy cracking location
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Rebellious police squad
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Rebellious police squad
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Rebellious police squad
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
mind-boggling stead really tough guy
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
lake sticky toaster sandwich
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electric offensive hospital selfie
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Cheese-eating genital piercing property
  04/15/26
excited?
Crusty national
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Crusty national
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth
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Crusty national
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naked immigrant
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Navy cracking location
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Navy cracking location
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
naked immigrant
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
naked immigrant
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Navy cracking location
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Cheese-eating genital piercing property
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Crusty national
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Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
histrionic idiot cruise ship
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
odious skinny woman
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Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
milky philosopher-king jew
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how'd you get away
Crusty national
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
aromatic big-titted whorehouse
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
appetizing green spot trump supporter
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...
Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Swashbuckling Sanctuary
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Honey-headed haunting market
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Honey-headed haunting market
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fkk it's too outable to say
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splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole
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Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter
  04/26/26
been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
galvanic chad dragon
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
sable piazza macaca
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Red candlestick maker
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
lake sticky toaster sandwich
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: shivering theater windowlicker



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: naked immigrant

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: transparent buck-toothed senate

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Effete Sooty Alpha

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Pontificating snowy boistinker

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: naked immigrant



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Crusty national



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: thriller mischievous mood

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Doobsian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: buff station

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Doobsian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic big-titted whorehouse

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: naked immigrant

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: thriller mischievous mood

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Crusty national

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: flatulent office

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac queen of the night step-uncle's house

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: buff station

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: buff station

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: heady hell

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: buff station

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: thriller mischievous mood

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Bistre address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: big lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: gay harsh affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: aqua associate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Navy cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Magical self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Cheese-eating genital piercing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Pontificating snowy boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: floppy plaza

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Clear nursing home mediation

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Burgundy hyperactive coldplay fan

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: transparent buck-toothed senate

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Burgundy hyperactive coldplay fan

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: transparent buck-toothed senate

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Clear nursing home mediation

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: buff station

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: big lodge

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: thriller mischievous mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: buff station

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: aqua associate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: deranged misanthropic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Crusty national

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Boyish site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Fighting Church Building

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Crusty national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: aquamarine stimulating set preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: buff station

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: buff station

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: aqua associate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: exciting kitchen

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: sable piazza macaca

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: gay harsh affirmative action

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: gay harsh affirmative action

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Claret house

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: gay harsh affirmative action

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Vengeful private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: histrionic idiot cruise ship

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Supple Canary Trailer Park

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine stain

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: charismatic greedy goal in life

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: aqua associate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: razzle useless church partner

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Jade juggernaut

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Low-t marvelous business firm

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Jade juggernaut

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: insecure costumed potus hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Godawful Gay Wizard Center

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Pontificating snowy boistinker

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Curious stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Insane Brunch Depressive

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: charismatic greedy goal in life

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stirring party of the first part public bath

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored masturbator

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed maize filthpig library

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Doobsian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous voyeur hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Navy cracking location

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: high-end silver indian lodge psychic

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: histrionic idiot cruise ship

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Crusty national

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: excitant mad cow disease

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: electric offensive hospital selfie

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: electric offensive hospital selfie

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Crusty national

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Puce haunted graveyard

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: high-end silver indian lodge psychic

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: diverse school hairy legs

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Jade juggernaut

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: diverse school hairy legs

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Jade juggernaut

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Navy cracking location

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: pale bespoke mental disorder pocket flask

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stirring party of the first part public bath

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Navy cracking location

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Crusty national

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Low-t marvelous business firm

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Crusty national

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Low-t marvelous business firm

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible fishy locus

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Low-t marvelous business firm

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: electric offensive hospital selfie

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Wine razzmatazz cuck chapel

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Copper passionate parlor

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: electric offensive hospital selfie

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible fishy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: histrionic idiot cruise ship

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Orchid spectacular stage mad-dog skullcap

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: laughsome spruce round eye

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Bistre address

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Crusty national

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Crusty national

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Crusty national

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: aquamarine stimulating set preventive strike

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Bossy fragrant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Rebellious police squad

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: high-end silver indian lodge psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Low-t marvelous business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle national security agency

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: insecure costumed potus hall

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: know-it-all resort

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: know-it-all resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: cobalt thirsty pit

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: know-it-all resort

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: glittery abode regret

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Mauve Territorial Old Irish Cottage Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlour Volcanic Crater

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: arousing sex offender

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: hot motley azn coffee pot

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Navy cracking location

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Rebellious police squad

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Rebellious police squad

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Rebellious police squad

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead really tough guy

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: electric offensive hospital selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Cheese-eating genital piercing property

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Crusty national

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Crusty national

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: naked immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Navy cracking location

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Navy cracking location

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: naked immigrant

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: naked immigrant

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Navy cracking location

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating genital piercing property

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: histrionic idiot cruise ship

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: odious skinny woman

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Bisexual Principal's Office Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king jew

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Crusty national

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic big-titted whorehouse

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: appetizing green spot trump supporter

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sanctuary

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Abnormal adventurous heaven pistol

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed haunting market

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed haunting market

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Comical kitty keepsake machete

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: splenetic vivacious international law enforcement agency prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Racy Pearly University Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: galvanic chad dragon

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: sable piazza macaca

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Red candlestick maker

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: lake sticky toaster sandwich

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Slippery filthy rehab

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49858354)