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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Balding Coldplay Fan National | 04/24/26 |
| Soul-stirring Voyeur Crackhouse | 04/24/26 |
| Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part | 04/25/26 |
| Spruce principal's office | 04/24/26 |
| seedy mentally impaired step-uncle's house | 04/24/26 |
| Balding Coldplay Fan National | 04/24/26 |
| Spruce principal's office | 04/24/26 |
| Charismatic hissy fit | 04/25/26 |
| judgmental aquamarine preventive strike | 04/24/26 |
| Soul-stirring Voyeur Crackhouse | 04/24/26 |
| flushed bawdyhouse juggernaut | 04/24/26 |
| Balding Coldplay Fan National | 04/24/26 |
| judgmental aquamarine preventive strike | 04/25/26 |
| Charismatic hissy fit | 04/25/26 |
| Anal Son Of Senegal Center | 04/24/26 |
| disgusting razzle-dazzle church | 04/24/26 |
| Fragrant hairy legs institution | 04/25/26 |
| Bull Headed Spot | 04/25/26 |
| shivering rebellious kitty cat set | 04/24/26 |
| histrionic mint hell mood | 04/24/26 |
| gaped giraffe | 04/25/26 |
| Balding Coldplay Fan National | 04/25/26 |
| Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part | 04/25/26 |
| Spruce principal's office | 04/25/26 |
| Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part | 04/25/26 |
| Balding Coldplay Fan National | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Balding Coldplay Fan National We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring Voyeur Crackhouse My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Spruce principal's office buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: seedy mentally impaired step-uncle's house I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Balding Coldplay Fan National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Spruce principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Charismatic hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: judgmental aquamarine preventive strike I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring Voyeur Crackhouse That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: flushed bawdyhouse juggernaut be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Balding Coldplay Fan National Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: judgmental aquamarine preventive strike When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Charismatic hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Anal Son Of Senegal Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: disgusting razzle-dazzle church Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Fragrant hairy legs institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Bull Headed Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: shivering rebellious kitty cat set He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: histrionic mint hell mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: gaped giraffe Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Balding Coldplay Fan National We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Spruce principal's office absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Carmine swashbuckling rehab party of the first part how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Balding Coldplay Fan National Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841560) |