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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
metal deer antler locus
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
tantric macaca
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
metal deer antler locus
  07/26/25
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We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
metal deer antler locus
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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tantric macaca
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  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
metal deer antler locus
  07/26/25
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tantric macaca
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
thirsty turquoise headpube mental disorder
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
metal deer antler locus
  07/27/25
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Arousing emerald gas station candlestick maker
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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startling spectacular chad
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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massive place of business
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
startling spectacular chad
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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tantric macaca
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
tantric macaca
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
glittery opaque tanning salon
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: tantric macaca

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Carnelian big bawdyhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac plum mediation school cafeteria

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: copper set

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: tan community account giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone primrose business firm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cyan dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: dashing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Drab hairraiser dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Filthy dingle berry newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: massive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: startling spectacular chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Bull Headed Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Demanding startled native turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cracking knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: impressive lodge sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: supple coiffed stage regret

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: tantric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: thirsty turquoise headpube mental disorder

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: tantric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: thirsty turquoise headpube mental disorder

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cowardly domesticated genital piercing

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: metal deer antler locus

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Arousing emerald gas station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Exciting blood rage rigpig

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Naked Jade Orchestra Pit Half-breed

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: startling spectacular chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: violent french locale yarmulke

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: massive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Flushed Beady-eyed Space

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: startling spectacular chad

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: metal deer antler locus

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: tantric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: dull appetizing karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: tantric macaca

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Saffron office bbw

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Erotic Coldplay Fan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Bistre hyperventilating useless brakes incel

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: glittery opaque tanning salon

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion becky

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)