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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
mildly autistic circlehead
  06/30/25
wow lol
Confused Idiot Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
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glassy rambunctious institution kitty cat
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Confused Idiot Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
mildly autistic circlehead
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Peach sound barrier
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
mildly autistic circlehead
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Appetizing theatre
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Shivering Bipolar Factory Reset Button Native
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Confused Idiot Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
dull dashing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
mildly autistic circlehead
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Shivering Bipolar Factory Reset Button Native
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Indecent scarlet nibblets cuck
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Confused Idiot Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
mildly autistic circlehead
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Excitant impertinent space dingle berry
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
aromatic navy international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
...
Vivacious amethyst striped hyena box office
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Thriller brilliant toilet seat antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
mildly autistic circlehead
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Primrose know-it-all famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Well-lubricated rigor
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
stirring amber rehab
  06/30/25
...
dull dashing sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Indecent scarlet nibblets cuck
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Erotic Senate
  07/01/25
...
Well-lubricated rigor
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Transparent flirting crackhouse
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Ruby Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Fuchsia insane sanctuary friendly grandma
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
histrionic submissive love of her life home
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
ungodly odious water buffalo deer antler
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Out-of-control chestnut library prole
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Confused Idiot Internal Respiration

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: glassy rambunctious institution kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Confused Idiot Internal Respiration

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Peach sound barrier

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Appetizing theatre

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Shivering Bipolar Factory Reset Button Native

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Confused Idiot Internal Respiration

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dull dashing sweet tailpipe

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Shivering Bipolar Factory Reset Button Native

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Indecent scarlet nibblets cuck

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Confused Idiot Internal Respiration

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Excitant impertinent space dingle berry

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: aromatic navy international law enforcement agency

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst striped hyena box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Thriller brilliant toilet seat antidepressant drug

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Primrose know-it-all famous landscape painting

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated rigor

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: stirring amber rehab

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: dull dashing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Indecent scarlet nibblets cuck

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Erotic Senate

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Well-lubricated rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Transparent flirting crackhouse

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Ruby Coldplay Fan

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia insane sanctuary friendly grandma

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: histrionic submissive love of her life home

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: ungodly odious water buffalo deer antler

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Out-of-control chestnut library prole

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065360)