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$hrinkflation hit the store, and my $oul.
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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Today, I unpacked the "Family Size" chips. Opened a bag out of curiosity—half air. A customer caught me. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "They used to care." I nodded, muttered "Yes, friend," and went back to stocking.
Corporate sends emails about “maximizing margins” while I watch this place rot from the inside. The cereal boxes are thinner, the ice cream tubs smaller, and every day I feel myself $hrinking too.
I tell myself it’s fine. But as I stare at my reflection in the freezer door, I know the Mainlining's Mahchine is laughing. |
Date: November 9th, 2024 8:46 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630604&forum_id=2/en-en/#48314369) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:29 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630604&forum_id=2/en-en/#48339494) |