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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Tripping goyim
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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twisted temple
  07/26/25
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canary frisky gas station knife
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Insane Chest-beating Market
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Pungent Lilac House
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Glittery medicated faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
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Tripping goyim
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
frozen exciting stag film
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/26/25
...
Tripping goyim
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
frozen exciting stag film
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
twisted temple
  07/26/25
I know what to say
hyperventilating pervert library
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/27/25
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Poppy Autistic Ticket Booth Chad
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
titillating center
  07/26/25
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twisted temple
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
fishy beady-eyed crackhouse
  07/26/25
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Arousing Godawful Range Feces
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
indigo fragrant internal respiration
  07/26/25
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multi-colored hall factory reset button
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
internet-worthy dark faggotry
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Arousing Godawful Range Feces
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Trip Milky Philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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Tripping goyim
  07/26/25
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  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Tripping goyim
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Flirting cruise ship gaping
  07/26/25
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twisted temple
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Flushed volcanic crater
  07/26/25
which dad tp
aphrodisiac up-to-no-good stead hairy legs
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Pea-brained quadroon native
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Tripping goyim

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: twisted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: canary frisky gas station knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Insane Chest-beating Market

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: violent whorehouse jap

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: twisted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Useless genital piercing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Coral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Motley Filthy People Who Are Hurt Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vigorous light macaca senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: orange soul-stirring stain azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored hall factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: confused bipolar stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: French area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke wagecucks shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Pungent Lilac House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Glittery medicated faggot firefighter

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Tripping goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: frozen exciting stag film

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Tripping goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: frozen exciting stag film

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: twisted temple

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating pervert library

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Poppy Autistic Ticket Booth Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: titillating center

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: twisted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: fishy beady-eyed crackhouse

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: indigo fragrant internal respiration

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored hall factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy dark faggotry

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Range Feces

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Trip Milky Philosopher-king

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Tripping goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Big-titted costumed plaza liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Tripping goyim

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Flirting cruise ship gaping

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: twisted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Flushed volcanic crater

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good stead hairy legs

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained quadroon native

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)