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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people "Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer from his nursing home, life savings invested in TSLA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611178) |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM Author: Dead Cumskin Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611191) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611273) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: bipolar diverse multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611289) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: alcoholic wonderful abode twinkling uncleanness On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this time” from a board deck that went out today and I was irate as all fuck that anyone could be stupid enough to stick that language into discoverable materials that will be in every capital markets data vault we build for the next three years. I was so mad I called my COO and basically yelled at the fucker in a passive aggressive BETA kind of way only a lawyer can get away with. The joy of seniority and being un-fireable…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841129) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:02 AM Author: fiercely-loyal fragrant lodge associate To be fair,
CR, just like BTC.
IMO you were totally right this whole time about both of them, Karen -- both of these total scams are going to zero any day now, trust me I know these things. (Just wait two weeks!) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Dead Cumskin BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611264) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611277) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a scam. are you a senile boomer as well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611275) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: violet pozpig you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla where the left side is mentally retarded boomers who think his electric cars are great, reddit midwits in the middle going "akkkkkshually, DOGE ruined the company, which wasn't all that profitable to begin with" and 145 iq bros on the right who know that tesla is a robotics company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611291) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: cerebral parlor main people Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment company based on moving future targets that never materialize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49620320) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: violet pozpig is that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49620336) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: fiercely-loyal fragrant lodge associate To be fair,
Many people are saying that!
(Oddly, almost none of them are actually putting their money where their mouth is and shorting TSLA, though. Odd case.) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:40 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shorting TSLA. hth (((TBF))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49622698) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: fiercely-loyal fragrant lodge associate To be fair,
Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with you although I think his shorts on TSLA have now technically made him a *former* billionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Chanos?utm_source=chatgpt.com#Tesla_Inc.
So you are shorting TSLA? Hey, I respect you for putting your money where your mouth is, at least -- so how much do you have riding on it?
"Hey Grok, historically speaking, has shorting TSLA been a smart financial play for most short sellers considered in the aggregate?" |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:53 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from you is "wahhh wahhh I'm jewish" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49622715) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:55 AM Author: fiercely-loyal fragrant lodge associate To be fair,
Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also I think you forgot to mention how much you actually have riding on TSLA shorts, amigo. ;)
lol @ kikes the fact that even you "people" have been reduced to trying to weaponize antisemitism on the internet is literally the biggest W imaginable... get ready for the ovens, Ari! |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:00 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people something something jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49622722) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: bipolar diverse multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611283) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: violet pozpig i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611285) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they are prone to burning on fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611288) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:50 AM Author: bistre aromatic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49611303) |
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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: charismatic trailer park azn to be fair it's also targeted at TBF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49805588) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: cerebral parlor main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841120) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Lilac Stage Pistol Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49838755) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: cerebral parlor main people still a Ponzi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841119) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:47 PM Author: Cracking mewling ape mental disorder I am wondering how long this can last. No Tesla stock owners seemingly ever wake up and realize it’s a shit stock they need to sell. Is it going to require retarded boomers like Cathie Wood to die off in mass before it declines? Elon overdosing on something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841147) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: arousing self-centered hospital half-breed yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the world suddenly dying, let me know - then i will short
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: cerebral parlor main people It almost doesn't matter that the underlying company is shit at this point. If enough people are just too lazy/stupid to sell then it can just go up forever based on absolutely no evidence of corporate success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841801) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: Titillating station weed whacker sounds like i shld buy tesla (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841811) |