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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
kink-friendly lettuce
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Medicated Mood University
  11/29/25
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concupiscible chrome blood rage
  11/29/25
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Medicated Mood University
  11/29/25
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green piazza windowlicker
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Medicated Mood University
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
indecent balding nowag
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
kink-friendly lettuce
  11/29/25
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concupiscible chrome blood rage
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Aqua painfully honest state
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
kink-friendly lettuce
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Aqua painfully honest state
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Maroon sex offender
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Excitant bossy mental disorder hospital
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Big fantasy-prone electric furnace garrison
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
kink-friendly lettuce
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
dead ebony kitchen
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Indigo gaping
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
dead ebony kitchen
  11/29/25
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Aqua painfully honest state
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
snowy vivacious temple
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
indecent balding nowag
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
impertinent legal warrant
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
indecent balding nowag
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Jet Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: kink-friendly lettuce

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Medicated Mood University

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: concupiscible chrome blood rage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Medicated Mood University



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: green piazza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Medicated Mood University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: indecent balding nowag

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: kink-friendly lettuce

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: concupiscible chrome blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aqua painfully honest state

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly lettuce

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aqua painfully honest state

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Maroon sex offender

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Excitant bossy mental disorder hospital

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Big fantasy-prone electric furnace garrison

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: kink-friendly lettuce

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: dead ebony kitchen

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Indigo gaping

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: dead ebony kitchen

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aqua painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: snowy vivacious temple

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: indecent balding nowag

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: indecent balding nowag

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Jet Mind-boggling Whorehouse

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490766)