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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
mahogany circlehead stage
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Startled ratface property
  11/29/25
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Razzle-dazzle theater
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Startled ratface property
  11/29/25
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curious mildly autistic son of senegal
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Startled ratface property
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
lavender parlour rigor
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
mahogany circlehead stage
  11/29/25
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Razzle-dazzle theater
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Angry Church Goyim
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
mahogany circlehead stage
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Angry Church Goyim
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Rose stag film
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Adventurous up-to-no-good hell
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Canary flirting candlestick maker
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
mahogany circlehead stage
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Sooty dead location mother
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
buck-toothed gas station marketing idea
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Sooty dead location mother
  11/29/25
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Angry Church Goyim
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Brilliant Spectacular Kitty Center
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
lavender parlour rigor
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
rebellious elastic band jap
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
lavender parlour rigor
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Lime Shaky Range
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: mahogany circlehead stage

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Startled ratface property

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Startled ratface property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: curious mildly autistic son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Startled ratface property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: lavender parlour rigor

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: mahogany circlehead stage

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Angry Church Goyim

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead stage

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Angry Church Goyim

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Rose stag film

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous up-to-no-good hell

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Canary flirting candlestick maker

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: mahogany circlehead stage

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sooty dead location mother

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed gas station marketing idea

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sooty dead location mother

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Angry Church Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Brilliant Spectacular Kitty Center

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: lavender parlour rigor

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: rebellious elastic band jap

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: lavender parlour rigor

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Lime Shaky Range

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490766)