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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
aquamarine wonderful house
  06/30/25
wow lol
mentally impaired mind-boggling center
  06/30/25
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electric office
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
mentally impaired mind-boggling center
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
aquamarine wonderful house
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Spectacular aqua mad cow disease therapy
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
aquamarine wonderful house
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
snowy public bath
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Galvanic market
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
mentally impaired mind-boggling center
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
impressive indian lodge cuck
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
aquamarine wonderful house
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Galvanic market
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
avocado trailer park
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
mentally impaired mind-boggling center
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
aquamarine wonderful house
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Marvelous claret home cumskin
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
chartreuse step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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heady opaque ratface travel guidebook
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
pungent mint coffee pot
  06/30/25
...
aquamarine wonderful house
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
beady-eyed church building circlehead
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Bright Aromatic Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
multi-colored outnumbered international law enforcement agency space
  06/30/25
...
impressive indian lodge cuck
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
avocado trailer park
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
idiotic lay old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
Bright Aromatic Dingle Berry
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
talking vivacious field
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Aphrodisiac pale garrison
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Ivory Impertinent Meetinghouse
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
maize 180 church
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
pearly dashing orchestra pit gaping
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Bat shit crazy judgmental preventive strike crackhouse
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling center

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: electric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling center

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Spectacular aqua mad cow disease therapy

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: snowy public bath

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Galvanic market

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling center

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: impressive indian lodge cuck

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Galvanic market

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: avocado trailer park

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling center

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Marvelous claret home cumskin

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: chartreuse step-uncle's house

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: heady opaque ratface travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: pungent mint coffee pot

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: aquamarine wonderful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed church building circlehead

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bright Aromatic Dingle Berry

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: multi-colored outnumbered international law enforcement agency space

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: impressive indian lodge cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: avocado trailer park

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: idiotic lay old irish cottage

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bright Aromatic Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: talking vivacious field

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pale garrison

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Ivory Impertinent Meetinghouse

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: maize 180 church

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: pearly dashing orchestra pit gaping

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy judgmental preventive strike crackhouse

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065360)