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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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drab rigpig
  12/17/25
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Ruby Dilemma
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excitant sneaky criminal sound barrier
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
galvanic flickering piazza
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
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infuriating chrome telephone
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
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infuriating chrome telephone
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
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infuriating chrome telephone
  12/17/25
Incredible
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
boom lives
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
galvanic flickering piazza
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Startled soul-stirring faggotry theater stage
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
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infuriating chrome telephone
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
wmtp
Irradiated temple prole
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
ebony high-end digit ratio police squad
  12/17/25
Strong contender
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
ebony high-end digit ratio police squad
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
ebony high-end digit ratio police squad
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit
  12/17/25
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drab rigpig
  12/17/25
evan39
swollen philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Ruby Dilemma
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
slate mother spot
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
slate mother spot
  12/17/25
who are you
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
slate mother spot
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
swollen philosopher-king
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
abnormal new version scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
slate mother spot
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
slate mother spot
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
slate mother spot
  12/18/25
whokobe
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
boyish giraffe
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
boyish giraffe
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
unhinged chartreuse immigrant
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
boyish giraffe
  12/17/25
Who is IH
drab rigpig
  12/17/25
(n00b)
boyish giraffe
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
magical shimmering headpube reading party
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
drab rigpig
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
coiffed stage
  12/18/25
Stfu
drab rigpig
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Chocolate vigorous gaping
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
harsh mint tattoo
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
cerebral snowy station becky
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
drab rigpig
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
big-titted domesticated elastic band area
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
drab rigpig
  12/18/25
Thanks.
magical shimmering headpube reading party
  12/18/25
Boom
nubile nibblets messiness
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bipolar crotch
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: drab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ruby Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: excitant sneaky criminal sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: galvanic flickering piazza

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: drab rigpig

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: infuriating chrome telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: drab rigpig

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: infuriating chrome telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: infuriating chrome telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: drab rigpig

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: galvanic flickering piazza

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Startled soul-stirring faggotry theater stage

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: infuriating chrome telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Irradiated temple prole

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: ebony high-end digit ratio police squad

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: ebony high-end digit ratio police squad

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ebony high-end digit ratio police squad

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: drab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: swollen philosopher-king

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Ruby Dilemma

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: slate mother spot

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: slate mother spot

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: slate mother spot

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: swollen philosopher-king

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: abnormal new version scourge upon the earth

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: slate mother spot

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: drab rigpig

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: slate mother spot

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: slate mother spot

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: drab rigpig

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: drab rigpig

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed really tough guy orchestra pit

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: boyish giraffe

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: boyish giraffe

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse immigrant

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: boyish giraffe

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: boyish giraffe

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: magical shimmering headpube reading party

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: drab rigpig

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: coiffed stage

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Chocolate vigorous gaping

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: harsh mint tattoo

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: cerebral snowy station becky

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: drab rigpig

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: big-titted domesticated elastic band area

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: drab rigpig

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: magical shimmering headpube reading party

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: nubile nibblets messiness

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: bipolar crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519546)