\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Home Alone (1990): 8 year old boy wanders to church for Christmas Eve service

lol think about how the fuck far America has fallen.
irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea
  12/12/19
...
Crusty impressive newt
  12/12/19
No surprise that (((movie critics))) didn't love it: >...
fluffy abode elastic band
  12/12/19
lol at ass backwards ebert criticizing the booby traps and p...
Vibrant stain
  12/12/19
...
house-broken ape
  12/03/20
...
Red wonderful stock car
  12/03/20
Ebert was one of the worst movie critics, despite being so w...
Effete yarmulke hospital
  12/12/20
...
Appetizing sanctuary rigor
  12/12/20
...
gibberish (?)
  12/08/25
...
Dull fear-inspiring regret resort
  12/11/22
This angers me. They hate America.
Domesticated electric gas station
  12/12/20
...
marvelous green parlour alpha
  12/11/22
even the creators of Home Alone didn't know it would do well
Razzle-dazzle Range
  12/12/19
...
irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea
  12/03/20
Home Alone is a top 5 Christmas movie
Nofapping naked international law enforcement agency therapy
  12/03/20
watch the netflix show on its making.
Opaque Casino
  12/03/20
...
Domesticated electric gas station
  12/12/20
newsflash, in blue counties you can still do this. blue cou...
jade bateful potus twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/20
Lol whut
very tactful community account
  12/12/20
risten
Effete yarmulke hospital
  12/12/20
listen honey, have a glass of prosecco — or whatever i...
misunderstood hairy legs
  12/12/20
...
Supple Jew
  12/25/20
...
spectacular set volcanic crater
  12/11/22
...
Metal canary national friendly grandma
  12/24/24
Tbf, the church was practically empty which underscored that...
blathering main people
  12/25/20
Because contra the title it wasn't the actual service, it wa...
amber candlestick maker
  12/25/20
Don't most churches have an early evening service? Why would...
blathering main people
  12/27/20
Well, sadly, I appear to have misplaced my database of 1990 ...
amber candlestick maker
  12/27/20
devastating.
Metal canary national friendly grandma
  12/24/24
Dress rehearsal for midnight mass. https://en.m.wikipedia...
silver whorehouse queen of the night
  12/11/22
...
irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea
  12/11/22
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ON YOUR KNEEE...
spectacular set volcanic crater
  12/11/22
671 lincoln ave chicago il
rose talented public bath corn cake
  12/11/22
...
irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea
  12/24/24
...
trip indian lodge cuck
  02/03/25
...
lfo
  12/08/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea

lol think about how the fuck far America has fallen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#39255984)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Crusty impressive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#39256164)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: fluffy abode elastic band

No surprise that (((movie critics))) didn't love it:

>> On Rotten Tomatoes, Home Alone holds an approval rating of 65% based on 54 reviews, with an average rating of 5.65/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Home Alone's uneven but frequently funny premise stretched unreasonably thin is buoyed by Macaulay Culkin's cute performance and strong supporting stars."[36] On Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating, it has a score of 63 out of 100, based on 9 critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".[37] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A" on an A+ to F scale.[38]

Variety magazine praised the film for its cast.[39] Jeanne Cooper of The Washington Post praised the film for its comedic approach.[40] Hal Hinson, also of The Washington Post, praised Chris Columbus's direction and Culkin's acting.[41] Although Caryn James of The New York Times complained that the film's first half is "flat and unsurprising as its cute little premise suggests", she praised the second half for its slapstick humor. She also praised the conversation between Kevin and Marley, as well as the film's final scenes.[42]

Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film a ​2 1⁄2 out of 4-star rating and 2 thumbs down. He compared the elaborate booby-traps in the film to Rube Goldberg machines, writing "they're the kinds of traps that any 8-year-old could devise, if he had a budget of tens of thousands of dollars and the assistance of a crew of movie special effects people" and criticized the plot as "so implausible that it makes it hard for [him] to really care about the plight of the kid [Kevin]". However, he praised Culkin's performance.[43] Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly magazine gave the film a "D" grade, criticizing the film for its "sadistic festival of adult-bashing". Gleiberman said that "[John] Hughes is pulling our strings as though he'd never learn to do anything else".[44] <<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#39256176)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: Vibrant stain

lol at ass backwards ebert criticizing the booby traps and praising culkin's performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#39256248)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:00 PM
Author: house-broken ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41478745)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Red wonderful stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41478784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Effete yarmulke hospital

Ebert was one of the worst movie critics, despite being so well known as one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531328)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Appetizing sanctuary rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531337)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Dull fear-inspiring regret resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618982)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:00 PM
Author: Domesticated electric gas station

This angers me. They hate America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41533530)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: marvelous green parlour alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618924)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Range

even the creators of Home Alone didn't know it would do well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#39256181)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41478742)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: Nofapping naked international law enforcement agency therapy

Home Alone is a top 5 Christmas movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41478757)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Opaque Casino

watch the netflix show on its making.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41478777)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Domesticated electric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531325)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: jade bateful potus twinkling uncleanness

newsflash, in blue counties you can still do this. blue counties aren't meth addled hellholes like Trump country. eat shit you peasant freaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531334)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: very tactful community account

Lol whut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531394)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Effete yarmulke hospital

risten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531407)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood hairy legs

listen honey, have a glass of prosecco — or whatever it is “curvy” chicks drink to “relax— and log off for a while. you aren’t make sense atthe moment, sweetie. We’ll all be better for it. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41531423)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Supple Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41614522)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: spectacular set volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618967)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Metal canary national friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#48483734)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: blathering main people

Tbf, the church was practically empty which underscored that America was already in steep decline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41614515)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: amber candlestick maker

Because contra the title it wasn't the actual service, it was just the choir practicing for the upcoming service. The actual service, not shown on screen, would have been packed with families that had one mother and one father. Libs furious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41614521)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: blathering main people

Don't most churches have an early evening service? Why would they be practicing at 8:00 pm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41628221)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2020 11:32 PM
Author: amber candlestick maker

Well, sadly, I appear to have misplaced my database of 1990 Illinois church service schedules. But from the movie itself:

***

OLD MAN MARLEY:

Deep down, you'll always love him. But you can forget that you love him. You can hurt them, and they can hurt you. That's not just because you're young. You want to know the real reason why I'm here right now?

KEVIN:

Sure.

OLD MAN MARLEY:

I came to hear my granddaughter sing. And I can't come hear her tonight.

***

This is just a run through before the actual service, he "can't come to see her tonight" when the actual performance is. Which is the whole point of the scene, they're both isolated for completely different reasons. It's not the case the church put on a service and only Marley/Kevin came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#41628252)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Metal canary national friendly grandma

devastating.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#48483736)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: silver whorehouse queen of the night

Dress rehearsal for midnight mass.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618922)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618914)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: spectacular set volcanic crater

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ON YOUR KNEEEEEEEEEES

O HEEEEEEEEAR

THE ANGELS VOOOOOOY-CEES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618980)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: rose talented public bath corn cake

671 lincoln ave chicago il

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618994)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: irradiated charcoal national security agency marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#48483710)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: trip indian lodge cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#48618082)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4400080&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494495)