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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
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  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
mind-boggling tank
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/12/25
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floppy library
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Laughsome saffron associate hall
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
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  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Laughsome saffron associate hall
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
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Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
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  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
honey-headed legal warrant striped hyena
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
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  12/18/25
lol
Motley juggernaut senate
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
hateful ticket booth antidepressant drug
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Motley juggernaut senate
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
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  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
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  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Erotic public bath hissy fit
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
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  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Erotic public bath hissy fit
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
balding lascivious stage place of business
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Filthy big field
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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Filthy big field
  12/17/25
I am not!
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  12/17/25
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling tank

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: stirring newt

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: henna naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: floppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome saffron associate hall

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Laughsome saffron associate hall

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Useless Brakes Locale

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: honey-headed legal warrant striped hyena

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Motley juggernaut senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: honey-headed legal warrant striped hyena

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth antidepressant drug

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Motley juggernaut senate

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth antidepressant drug

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth antidepressant drug

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Erotic public bath hissy fit

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: House-broken ungodly shitlib

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Odious Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: frozen black woman national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: mischievous magenta location

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Flickering ebony private investor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: exciting travel guidebook famous landscape painting

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: boyish theater stage hairy legs

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: balding lascivious stage place of business

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Erotic public bath hissy fit

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: balding lascivious stage place of business

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Erotic public bath hissy fit

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: balding lascivious stage place of business

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Filthy big field

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: boyish theater stage hairy legs

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end meetinghouse immigrant

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Filthy big field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: boyish theater stage hairy legs

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: dead resort

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198)