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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Glittery Aqua Temple Psychic
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Medicated Box Office Digit Ratio
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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  12/12/25
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Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Self-absorbed Trailer Park French Chef
  12/12/25
easy
Sepia sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
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Stimulating White Cruise Ship Legend
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
bronze impertinent stag film gaping
  12/12/25
...
domesticated volcanic crater
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Tan harsh lettuce
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
cowardly dull dragon
  12/12/25
...
Medicated Box Office Digit Ratio
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Glittery Aqua Temple Psychic
  12/12/25
...
180 meetinghouse
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Black Library
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
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  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
bronze impertinent stag film gaping
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
avocado center mother
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
slippery corner tattoo
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
bronze impertinent stag film gaping
  12/12/25
tp.
avocado center mother
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
exciting sanctuary mexican
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
slippery corner tattoo
  12/12/25
who is that
exciting sanctuary mexican
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
fishy trust fund
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Contagious Useless Pozpig
  12/12/25
cr
Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Self-absorbed Trailer Park French Chef
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Carmine godawful school cafeteria knife
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Swashbuckling brindle theatre toaster
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Carmine godawful school cafeteria knife
  12/12/25
...
Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
salmon thirsty space
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
shivering seedy orchestra pit
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Dun motley crotch
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Glittery Aqua Temple Psychic

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Medicated Box Office Digit Ratio

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling brindle theatre toaster

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Trailer Park French Chef

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Sepia sneaky criminal

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Stimulating White Cruise Ship Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bronze impertinent stag film gaping

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: domesticated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Tan harsh lettuce

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cowardly dull dragon

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Medicated Box Office Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Aqua Temple Psychic

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: 180 meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Black Library

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vibrant magenta chapel organic girlfriend

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: bronze impertinent stag film gaping

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: avocado center mother

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: slippery corner tattoo

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bronze impertinent stag film gaping

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: avocado center mother

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: exciting sanctuary mexican

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: slippery corner tattoo

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: exciting sanctuary mexican

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Maniacal Pisswyrm Fortuitous Meteor

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: fishy trust fund

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious Useless Pozpig

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Trailer Park French Chef

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Carmine godawful school cafeteria knife

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling brindle theatre toaster

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Carmine godawful school cafeteria knife

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Community Account Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: salmon thirsty space

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: shivering seedy orchestra pit

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Dun motley crotch

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/en-en/#49506164)