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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Elite blathering lay
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
well-lubricated abnormal karate theater
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180
mind-boggling adulterous juggernaut incel
  07/26/25
Awkward
Vigorous Fat Ankles
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
well-lubricated abnormal karate theater
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Elite blathering lay
  07/26/25
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onyx flatulent international law enforcement agency
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no condom, full explosion tp
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
provocative fear-inspiring dragon address
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Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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Crystalline location
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
nubile shimmering sex offender
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
swollen place of business
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Violet Associate
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Elite blathering lay
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
smoky faggot firefighter theater stage
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Elite blathering lay
  07/26/25
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Crystalline location
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
marvelous weed whacker
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
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nubile shimmering sex offender
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I’m 6’7
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In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
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*tosses BC out the window*
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Umber cracking gaping chapel
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
Umber cracking gaping chapel
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I’m horny as shit lol.
Elite blathering lay
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
Umber cracking gaping chapel
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Poppy rebellious den lettuce

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Irradiated legal warrant

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: provocative fear-inspiring dragon address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: sadistic orchestra pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling medicated wrinkle

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: exciting brass ticket booth stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Hideous Costumed Clown

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated abnormal karate theater

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling adulterous juggernaut incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Fat Ankles

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated abnormal karate theater

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: onyx flatulent international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Crystalline location

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful puppy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: provocative fear-inspiring dragon address

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened sandwich

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Crystalline location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: nubile shimmering sex offender

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: swollen place of business

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Violet Associate

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: smoky faggot firefighter theater stage

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: purple disturbing therapy

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Crystalline location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: marvelous weed whacker

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: self-centered institution sweet tailpipe

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: nubile shimmering sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Maroon Doctorate

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: filthy abode useless brakes

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: filthy abode useless brakes

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Crystalline location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: histrionic stead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Light sick bawdyhouse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: filthy abode useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful puppy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: racy piazza cuckoldry

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Elite blathering lay

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: indecent jet codepig

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Umber cracking gaping chapel

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: cordovan appetizing new version

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling medicated wrinkle

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134738)