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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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Learning Disabled State
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mustard school
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Peach well-lubricated library brethren
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Rough-skinned field
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Bistre abode
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
claret diverse sanctuary
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
frum pervert
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Marvelous pisswyrm university
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these links still work 180
Misunderstood bateful police squad
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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stirring regret menage
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Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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frum pervert
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Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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Learning Disabled State
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bat shit crazy mental disorder water buffalo
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Aromatic toaster property
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Cerebral office
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Pearl becky
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brass floppy locus
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
scarlet motley rehab
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sick step-uncle's house
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rusted hospital useless brakes
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
harsh senate mad-dog skullcap
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Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
harsh senate mad-dog skullcap
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bisexual magenta twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Lascivious new version preventive strike
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Peach well-lubricated library brethren
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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sick step-uncle's house
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Rough-skinned field
  03/11/15
fucking lol
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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pungent indian lodge
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nudist church building
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stirring regret menage
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frum pervert
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stimulating giraffe
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Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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Bistre abode
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Doobsian Institution
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Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
stirring regret menage
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1800000
harsh senate mad-dog skullcap
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legit
sick step-uncle's house
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chrome theatre double fault
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
wild native
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
stirring regret menage
  03/12/16
lmfao
Saffron Cuckold
  10/28/16
LOL
disturbing corner doctorate
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lol
fragrant amber crotch coldplay fan
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bull headed meetinghouse tank
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Histrionic hyperventilating tattoo
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hideous flickering cuck chapel
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emerald sexy laser beams trailer park
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Bistre abode
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Cerebral office
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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Pearl becky
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Charismatic vermilion location associate
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vivacious crystalline brunch rigor
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mind-boggling main people
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
odious base
  03/12/15
Moar!
Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
orange national security agency
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Hairraiser chocolate lay kitty
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Lol 1800
hideous flickering cuck chapel
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emerald sexy laser beams trailer park
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bull headed meetinghouse tank
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Pearl becky
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Fiercely-loyal Dark Skinny Woman Mexican
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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adventurous snowy partner
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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Charismatic vermilion location associate
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Pearly Racy Ticket Booth
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
scarlet motley rehab
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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comical rigpig space
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
sick step-uncle's house
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
sick step-uncle's house
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
sick step-uncle's house
  03/11/15
Shit
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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deep internal respiration
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
dun galvanic ratface
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stimulating giraffe
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/18/22
still going strong
Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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flatulent provocative half-breed
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
scarlet motley rehab
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
scarlet motley rehab
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Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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confused fuchsia halford kitty cat
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comical rigpig space
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adventurous snowy partner
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frum pervert
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Pearly Racy Ticket Booth
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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Avocado trust fund
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Rough-skinned field
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frum pervert
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Ocher address
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slate boiling water
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Pearly Racy Ticket Booth
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Learning Disabled State
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
ruddy locale sex offender
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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Pearly Racy Ticket Booth
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Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha
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bat shit crazy mental disorder water buffalo
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Learning Disabled State
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stimulating giraffe
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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razzmatazz quadroon
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
stirring regret menage
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Rough-skinned field
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Tripping big shrine pistol
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heady frisky degenerate theater stage
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
odious base
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
geriatric deer antler
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
spectacular patrolman plaza
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Sinister Mahogany Turdskin Spot
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Impertinent Set
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Bistre abode
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lmao
Spruce flirting parlour persian
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Beady-eyed personal credit line
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Cerebral office
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sick step-uncle's house
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domesticated bipolar house sound barrier
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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aqua resort selfie
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adventurous snowy partner
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
  12/09/21
!!!
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Talking Bright Den Philosopher-king
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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dead stage
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pink appetizing stead
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Swashbuckling chestnut school cafeteria stain
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Sepia Startled Liquid Oxygen Generalized Bond
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Lavender gaped ceo station
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thirsty cobalt center
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
dun galvanic ratface
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Medicated Self-centered Voyeur Gas Station
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
honey-headed abnormal filthpig
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beta scourge upon the earth
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!
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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180
nubile ape
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Peach well-lubricated library brethren
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sick step-uncle's house
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
violet coffee pot
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
  03/12/15
great thread
arousing rebellious garrison
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
odious base
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
stirring regret menage
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Slimy Haunted Graveyard
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
claret diverse sanctuary
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dead stage
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
claret diverse sanctuary
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claret diverse sanctuary
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
elite forum
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sadistic sooty friendly grandma tanning salon
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
  02/18/22
180
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
claret diverse sanctuary
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
painfully honest site
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
claret diverse sanctuary
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Lascivious new version preventive strike
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
supple apoplectic mood area
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
supple apoplectic mood area
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
comical rigpig space
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orange national security agency
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Aromatic toaster property
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
elite forum
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Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant
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poppy church
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frum pervert
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ruh roh
Bistre abode
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beta scourge upon the earth
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
spectacular patrolman plaza
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Dashing telephone
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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frum pervert
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Zombie-like Splenetic Theater
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
flatulent provocative half-breed
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Impertinent Set
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sickened affirmative action box office
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Sticky faggot firefighter roommate
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stirring regret menage
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beta scourge upon the earth
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Bistre abode
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mildly autistic genital piercing headpube
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adventurous snowy partner
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Submissive nibblets
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holy fucking shit
Spruce flirting parlour persian
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sick step-uncle's house
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Embarrassed to the bone mewling point factory reset button
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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costumed parlor goal in life
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Swashbuckling chestnut school cafeteria stain
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adventurous snowy partner
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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slippery round eye
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180
beta scourge upon the earth
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180^180
geriatric deer antler
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Bistre abode
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sick step-uncle's house
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exciting tan place of business
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
beta scourge upon the earth
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beta scourge upon the earth
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red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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mischievous cuckoldry
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Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Impertinent Set
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
honey-headed abnormal filthpig
  05/08/15
underrated
exhilarant alcoholic stage keepsake machete
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Impertinent Set
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beta scourge upon the earth
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Bistre abode
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Shimmering drunken temple legal warrant
  06/03/15
Ouch
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
thirsty cobalt center
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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180
narrow-minded windowlicker
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Peach well-lubricated library brethren
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flatulent provocative half-breed
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beta scourge upon the earth
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Impertinent Set
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mustard school
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Topaz Travel Guidebook
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
beta scourge upon the earth
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
beta scourge upon the earth
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
red orchestra pit candlestick maker
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew
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mischievous cuckoldry
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
hyperactive corn cake heaven
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mischievous cuckoldry
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
fantasy-prone boltzmann
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
mischievous cuckoldry
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
mischievous cuckoldry
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titillating market
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mischievous cuckoldry
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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red orchestra pit candlestick maker
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CR.
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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beta scourge upon the earth
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mischievous cuckoldry
  07/26/16
i really like it here
arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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mischievous cuckoldry
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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mischievous cuckoldry
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arrogant frozen kitchen azn
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beta scourge upon the earth
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puce thriller pit marketing idea
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Amethyst sneaky criminal
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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Disgusting metal dog poop dysfunction
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titillating market
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
vibrant know-it-all national
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beta scourge upon the earth
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beta scourge upon the earth
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cracking walnut piazza nowag
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Laughsome whorehouse circlehead
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mischievous cuckoldry
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bull headed meetinghouse tank
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cracking walnut piazza nowag
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Trip Public Bath
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disturbing corner doctorate
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beta scourge upon the earth
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Clear hell volcanic crater
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
beta scourge upon the earth
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Learning Disabled State

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned field



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned field



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Bistre abode



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Marvelous pisswyrm university

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful police squad

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: stirring regret menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Pearl becky



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: scarlet motley rehab

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: rusted hospital useless brakes



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: harsh senate mad-dog skullcap

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: harsh senate mad-dog skullcap

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: bisexual magenta twinkling uncleanness therapy



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Lascivious new version preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library brethren



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned field

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: stirring regret menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: stimulating giraffe

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Bistre abode



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Doobsian Institution



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: stirring regret menage

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: harsh senate mad-dog skullcap

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: chrome theatre double fault



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: wild native

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: stirring regret menage

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Saffron Cuckold

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: disturbing corner doctorate

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: fragrant amber crotch coldplay fan

lol

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: bull headed meetinghouse tank

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: hideous flickering cuck chapel



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Bistre abode



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cerebral office



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Pearl becky



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline brunch rigor



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling main people



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: odious base

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: orange national security agency

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497423)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: hideous flickering cuck chapel

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: emerald sexy laser beams trailer park

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: bull headed meetinghouse tank



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Pearl becky



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: Charismatic vermilion location associate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly Racy Ticket Booth

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: scarlet motley rehab

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: comical rigpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: deep internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: dun galvanic ratface

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: stimulating giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: scarlet motley rehab

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: scarlet motley rehab

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: confused fuchsia halford kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: comical rigpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: frum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Pearly Racy Ticket Booth

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Avocado trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: frum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Ocher address

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: slate boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Pearly Racy Ticket Booth

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: ruddy locale sex offender

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Pearly Racy Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Awkward Hissy Fit Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mental disorder water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: stimulating giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: stirring regret menage

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Rough-skinned field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Tripping big shrine pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: heady frisky degenerate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: odious base

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: geriatric deer antler

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman plaza

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Sinister Mahogany Turdskin Spot

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Impertinent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Bistre abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Spruce flirting parlour persian

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Cerebral office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: domesticated bipolar house sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: aqua resort selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Talking Bright Den Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: dead stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: pink appetizing stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Sepia Startled Liquid Oxygen Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Lavender gaped ceo station

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: thirsty cobalt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: dun galvanic ratface

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Medicated Self-centered Voyeur Gas Station

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: honey-headed abnormal filthpig

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: nubile ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: violet coffee pot

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: arousing rebellious garrison

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: odious base

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: stirring regret menage

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Slimy Haunted Graveyard

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: dead stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: elite forum

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: sadistic sooty friendly grandma tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: painfully honest site

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: claret diverse sanctuary

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Lascivious new version preventive strike

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: supple apoplectic mood area

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: supple apoplectic mood area

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: comical rigpig space

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: orange national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Aromatic toaster property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: elite forum

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy crackhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: poppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: frum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Bistre abode

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman plaza

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: frum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like Splenetic Theater

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Impertinent Set

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: sickened affirmative action box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Sticky faggot firefighter roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: stirring regret menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Bistre abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic genital piercing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Submissive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Spruce flirting parlour persian

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mewling point factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: costumed parlor goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: slippery round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: geriatric deer antler

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Bistre abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: exciting tan place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Impertinent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: honey-headed abnormal filthpig

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: exhilarant alcoholic stage keepsake machete

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Impertinent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Bistre abode

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Shimmering drunken temple legal warrant

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: thirsty cobalt center

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: flatulent provocative half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: mustard school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Topaz Travel Guidebook

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Principal's Office Jew

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: hyperactive corn cake heaven

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone boltzmann

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: titillating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: red orchestra pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: arrogant frozen kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: puce thriller pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Disgusting metal dog poop dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: titillating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: vibrant know-it-all national

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cracking walnut piazza nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: bull headed meetinghouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: cracking walnut piazza nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Trip Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: disturbing corner doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Clear hell volcanic crater

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible purple stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: aqua resort selfie

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Translucent clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: underhanded masturbator

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Boyish Puppy

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: White reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: titillating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Charismatic vermilion location associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Unhinged Passionate Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: vigorous abusive chad idiot

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Mediation Bawdyhouse

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: cocky infuriating dilemma background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop cruise ship

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: brindle irradiated codepig casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: bearded wagecucks home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Curious coiffed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: sadistic sooty friendly grandma tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: adventurous snowy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Judgmental Toilet Seat Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/en-en/#49343973)