Darryl’s inefficiency makes him rich. I just sweat.
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()
Darryl’s salaried but non-exempt, meaning he’s figured out how to legally milk the $y$tem. Every shift, he moves slower than molasses, dragging tasks out until he’s clocking overtime like it’s his full-time job.
Tonight, he spent an hour “organizing” the condiment aisle while I handled two registers and restocked frozen. When I asked him to pick up the pace, he grinned and said, “Overtime’s protected, friend.”
Finished his work, clocked out two hours late, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
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