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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Cracking national security agency house
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
lascivious tan space
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Light hot theater stage headpube
  09/18/14
fair
Shivering Parlor Fat Ankles
  09/18/14
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vigorous stubborn degenerate
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
aquamarine boistinker
  02/26/16
No man
deranged electric church twinkling uncleanness
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
mind-boggling reading party
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Big point
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Ocher self-centered hominid stage
  02/26/16
fuk u
Soul-stirring yellow gunner place of business
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Light hot theater stage headpube
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aquamarine boistinker
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dark nowag jew
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odious zippy range black woman
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Adventurous cordovan foreskin
  02/26/16
Lol fags
trip menage nibblets
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Adventurous cordovan foreskin
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
jet-lagged pocket flask
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
bearded locale prole
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
lemon crackhouse
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Bateful Keepsake Machete Roommate
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
bearded locale prole
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Bateful Keepsake Machete Roommate
  03/08/16
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Adventurous cordovan foreskin
  09/28/21
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Adventurous cordovan foreskin
  02/15/22
Lul
180 red university
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wild nursing home gaming laptop
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Cracking national security agency house
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
tantric forum
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
autistic ruby patrolman
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
tantric forum
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
autistic ruby patrolman
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Mustard garrison
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autistic ruby patrolman
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tantric forum
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Adventurous cordovan foreskin
  10/11/23
GOAT
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  01/16/24
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lfo
  07/28/25


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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking national security agency house

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious tan space

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Light hot theater stage headpube

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Shivering Parlor Fat Ankles

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn degenerate



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: aquamarine boistinker

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: deranged electric church twinkling uncleanness

No man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30007302)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling reading party

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Big point

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Ocher self-centered hominid stage

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yellow gunner place of business

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Light hot theater stage headpube



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: aquamarine boistinker



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: dark nowag jew



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: odious zippy range black woman



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: trip menage nibblets

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: jet-lagged pocket flask

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: bearded locale prole

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: lemon crackhouse

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Roommate

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bearded locale prole

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Roommate

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#43191701)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#43970834)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: 180 red university

Lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#43970842)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: wild nursing home gaming laptop



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking national security agency house



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: tantric forum

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: autistic ruby patrolman

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: tantric forum

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: autistic ruby patrolman

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Mustard garrison

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: autistic ruby patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464996)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: tantric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464999)



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: charismatic lettuce

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Adventurous cordovan foreskin



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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