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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Sticky roast beef
  07/11/25
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Hairraiser Philosopher-king
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Demanding comical whorehouse internal respiration
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Fighting generalized bond
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godawful tank
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ocher aggressive public bath
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
cyan gaping
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
ruddy home
  07/11/25
OP is JM
self-centered big dingle berry nursing home
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
irradiated deer antler
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Sticky roast beef
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exhilarant pontificating forum feces
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Chest-beating adventurous people who are hurt
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Fighting generalized bond
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ocher aggressive public bath
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harsh flickering library
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send reinforcements
self-absorbed associate
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Maroon location coldplay fan
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Sticky roast beef
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Demanding comical whorehouse internal respiration
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Rough-skinned Iridescent Hunting Ground
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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lake lascivious antidepressant drug
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
wonderful travel guidebook
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Thriller lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: harsh flickering library



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: cyan gaping



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Poppy point doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Demanding comical whorehouse internal respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bateful cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: spruce supple laser beams pozpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Fighting generalized bond



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: godawful tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ocher aggressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: cyan gaping

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: ruddy home

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: self-centered big dingle berry nursing home

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: exhilarant pontificating forum feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Avocado vivacious mood

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: excitant locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating adventurous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fighting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ocher aggressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: harsh flickering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed associate

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Maroon location coldplay fan

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Demanding comical whorehouse internal respiration

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Iridescent Hunting Ground

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: spruce supple laser beams pozpig

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Sable Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: lake lascivious antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: wonderful travel guidebook

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: harsh flickering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ocher aggressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: exhilarant pontificating forum feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095575)