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what do the cards say? any omens? ๐Ÿค”
Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/07/19
We will see what the cards hold after i'm done with this gol...
Floppy alcoholic crackhouse
  10/07/19
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Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/08/19
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Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/08/19
I have too many xo people paging me rn Makes me want to fle...
Floppy alcoholic crackhouse
  10/08/19
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/08/19
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caitlin clark
  11/08/24
Crystals all powered up now let's see if we can prognosticat...
the crentist
  11/08/24
https://youtu.be/1cVWwtJQHZE?si=JWyGvEgAE3dIBBhr ๐Ÿ”ฎ I see...
the crentist
  11/08/24
Zero chance its a pisces
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
He might be a Leo or maybe a Gemini. It's not a science
the crentist
  11/08/24
95% chance its a leo
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
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the crentist
  11/08/24
Wheres cain? He knew.
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
Literally "bought the farm" and moved upstate afai...
the crentist
  11/08/24
Good for him
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
Leo women are crazy annoying ime. Gemini foids are drug addl...
the crentist
  11/08/24
Signs manifest differently depending on masc/fem energy. ...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
I don't really know if I believe in starsigns verbatim but I...
the crentist
  11/08/24
pisces women dont really exist imo, they dont want to be her...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
They are batshit
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
not flame, the only times i have legit obsession level googl...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
This is why i wanted cain in this convo, he is knowledgeable...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
not to suck my own dick but i feel like i have some expertis...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Moon = emotion Venus= love Mars= sex & conflict Tho...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
i like v aq but they do have issues with finding smart peopl...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
i have virgo moon, virgo mars, venus aquarius im basicall...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
virgo mars is rough for women ime and likely unsettling but ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
i actually have 4 planets in virgo and have a very serious t...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
cr virgo is one of the signs where the men and women are NOT...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
yeah, all signs have different manifestations for masculine/...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
yeah the gemini mercururial ruling and scoprio mars/pkluto r...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
~~~*
the crentist
  11/08/24
I love you and this poast so much ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
ty i'm doing Grand Inquisitor schtick again but I do actuall...
the crentist
  11/08/24
fuck i wish i screenshotted that it might be my faovrite poa...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
1000% agreed i belive this and in find they really enjoy bei...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Cr to much of this and ty my face was covered in pomegranate...
the crentist
  11/08/24
pisces & cancer men unable to control the fire & air...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
literally not flame also pisces, cancer and gemini males ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
I dont respect pisces or cancer men, they are all pussies. ...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
yeah they are homosexual petty and have no sense of identity...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Very mean JCM you never know you could meet the man of your ...
the crentist
  11/08/24
i am honestly very happy w bf and have zero interest in any ...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
taurus or cap woman confirmed lol you guys are loyal af i...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Great guess. I am a Capricorn and am probably literally t...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
taurus women have the best grip undulating massage kegel pus...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Lol re the Taurus woman comment, i have been flirting w my f...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
"i would stick it out with one but i sabotage it bc i k...
the crentist
  11/08/24
how have i not seen this its like im looking into a crystal ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
*stinger stabs you 1000x; as your consciousness fades to bla...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
i want to cry from this but dont know how to bc earth sign
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
The truth hurts Hug ๐Ÿซ‚
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
lol if you find a liferaft in the form of a 20 somethign cap...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
https://ibb.co/M8N0myr
the crentist
  11/08/24
im getting this on canvas rfn this is the purest distillatio...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Yea Gemini and Capricorn dudes are by and large down low bis...
the crentist
  11/08/24
holy shit this is like an ncbi case study they harbor nos...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Cr they usually don't make a lot but they somehow always hav...
the crentist
  11/08/24
he's fucked imo he wont listen and will harbor it against...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Cancer men are usually so inept with women it's not even fun...
the crentist
  11/08/24
Scorpio men are pimp AF w women Cancer and Pisces are lau...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
i have one cancer male i kn ow that i choose to interact wit...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Whiny pussies, all of them Literally never met a cancer m...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
i cant unsee this now ty now im realizing any issues i ha...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
๐Ÿ’—
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
I'll joke and talk casually about astrology and fortune tell...
the crentist
  11/08/24
maybe its my virgo placements talking but the more i go down...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Is this ricky?
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
sup also the houses are super important im fucked wit...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Cool, glad its you and not a diff poa i find annoying AF
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
also ive been playing with this recently but the descendent ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
yeah, im pretty knowledgable about astrology and am aware of...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
the oppositions from my understnading outside of descendant ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
ultimately the most oimportant thing ive learned/seen/experi...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
i like aquarius its my ascednign so i basically see the worl...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
There is but sort of like my obtuse joking about dentistry t...
the crentist
  11/08/24
theres a reason why ive literally never mentioned astrology ...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
It's not really deranged; it's enduringly popular and basica...
the crentist
  11/08/24
cr af the safest bet ive found is to use the vedic sourc...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
my birth chart- literally just run through one of the major,...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
its 100% real once you think of it in terms of 'gravitaional...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24
Yeah i mean i 99.9999% believe it but my rational mind tries...
caitlin clark
  11/08/24
Is it really a simulation or is it just intelligent design? ...
the crentist
  11/08/24
cr Leos are fun but the need for adulation is offputting ...
jewish dick is a blessing
  11/08/24


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Date: October 7th, 2019 1:06 PM
Author: Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness

what do the cards say?

any omens?

๐Ÿค”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38942202)



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Date: October 7th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic crackhouse

We will see what the cards hold after i'm done with this golf cart voyage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38942213)



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Date: October 8th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38946756)



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Date: October 8th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38947812)



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Date: October 8th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic crackhouse

I have too many xo people paging me rn

Makes me want to flee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38947826)



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Date: October 8th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: Contagious Home Twinkling Uncleanness

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#38947831)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 3:50 AM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309313)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 3:54 AM
Author: the crentist

Crystals all powered up now let's see if we can prognosticate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309318)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: the crentist

https://youtu.be/1cVWwtJQHZE?si=JWyGvEgAE3dIBBhr

๐Ÿ”ฎ I see a very handsome man๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝ...blocky๐Ÿ—ฟ faced...dark hair...tasteful but not overwhelming facial hair...He's a Libra...or maybe a Pisces...I'm hearing ๐Ÿ””bells ๐Ÿ””...smelling...pacific northwest...you're at a desk...museum๐Ÿ›๏ธ or maybe a gallery๐ŸŽจ...the crystal goes foggy๐Ÿ˜ถ‍๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

Come back tomorrow night for another reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309324)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Zero chance its a pisces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309325)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: the crentist

He might be a Leo or maybe a Gemini. It's not a science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309329)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:06 AM
Author: caitlin clark

95% chance its a leo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309332)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:08 AM
Author: the crentist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309341)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:09 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Wheres cain? He knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309343)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:11 AM
Author: the crentist

Literally "bought the farm" and moved upstate afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309346)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:15 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Good for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309350)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: the crentist

Leo women are crazy annoying ime. Gemini foids are drug addled and Pisces foids often have No Personality. My favorites were a Taurus, a Sagittarius, and a Scorpio, in that order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309344)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:14 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Signs manifest differently depending on masc/fem energy.

Pisces are always whiny AF

My dating history is incredibly lopsided re: signs, ive basically only dated 5 out of the 12 signs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309348)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:19 AM
Author: the crentist

I don't really know if I believe in starsigns verbatim but I do think that the season of birth has some affect on the personality or orientation/clinamen of a person

Summer men and winter women, spring women and autumn men, etc. Makes intuitive sense from a Daoist perspective

Pisces women do not talk much and expect you to basically "write the book" on them for them which is insane in a low initial investment dating environment like the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309354)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:20 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

pisces women dont really exist imo, they dont want to be here on the planet and have a foot in the source honeycomb and secretly want to die imo

the sun sign isnt the greatest indicator ime its the moon venus and mars placements for pairing that matter

fire and air aligments should stay togeher and earth and water should pair up it just works



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309356)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:21 AM
Author: caitlin clark

They are batshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309358)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

not flame, the only times i have legit obsession level googly eyes chicks hunt me its a pisces and when i look under the hood there is some really nightmare shit underneath

also they have LONG DEEP pussies that are very weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309361)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:21 AM
Author: caitlin clark

This is why i wanted cain in this convo, he is knowledgeable about how astrology was co opted by certain *cough cough*

Its more than sun sign anyway its the entire chart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309357)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

not to suck my own dick but i feel like i have some expertise in this now

linda goodmans books are very cr and i have had the stories of pairings in her love signs book happen verbatom to a scary level

but its really the moon, venus for female and mars for male that really matters most

and if you see heavy cancer or aquarius in the moon, venus or mars run far away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309360)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:26 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Moon = emotion

Venus= love

Mars= sex & conflict

Those are the three areas of romantic compatibility

Also, as someone w venus in Aquarius, FUCK OFF, it just basically makes me attracted to smart/quirky ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309364)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:31 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

i like v aq but they do have issues with finding smart people

the mars aquairus women are the ones who are super fucked sexually and need depraved shit 24/7 i dont really like it as it pulls from uranus perversioon realm

im destined to destroy womens lives as a venus scoprio mars cap so i have to be mindful of not lettign them get too close for both our sakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309370)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:35 AM
Author: caitlin clark

i have virgo moon, virgo mars, venus aquarius

im basically only ever attracted to people that are intelligent w/shared interests and thought processes, i am pretty much unable to just be attracted to someone just to carnally fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309376)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:39 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

virgo mars is rough for women ime and likely unsettling but they get better with age along with caps

virgo moon is useful if you have a water or earth sign sun

a virgo sun male with earth or water mars and fire/air venus would prob be a good match for you if youre a water or earth sun especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309381)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:41 AM
Author: caitlin clark

i actually have 4 planets in virgo and have a very serious tendency to lean into the earth mother/over-analyzing traits irl.... i find most virgo men to be too prissy for me. i adore virgo women, though, and am definitely attracted to many of them

for men, i tend to be really attracted to taurus (in a good way), leo (oh god its awful), aries (toxic AF), and capricorns (usually pretty healthY)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309386)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

cr virgo is one of the signs where the men and women are NOTHING alike and youll notice you rarely see virgo with virgo pairings and iirc virgo men are most likely to remain single for life or never get married

its a very feminine sign so it can come off as prissy esp to air/fire women

virgo women are really great but they love fixer up projects and attract loser guys its very sad to watch they have major blindspots virgo but have best advicce for others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309390)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:48 AM
Author: caitlin clark

yeah, all signs have different manifestations for masculine/feminine energies, and some are further apart than others

anecdotally, i feel like virgo & aries have very 180 manifestations w female energy and gemini and scorpio are both better for men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309392)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

yeah the gemini mercururial ruling and scoprio mars/pkluto ruling do not VIBE well for women from what ive seen

and theres prob no more hated group on astrology computer world that a virgo male - they really shake thigns up for women irt relationships with the mutability

i really like aries women and they are alwasys up for an adventure but ultiamtely youre dealing with an infant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309395)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:05 AM
Author: the crentist

~~~*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309408)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:06 AM
Author: caitlin clark

I love you and this poast so much ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309409)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:09 AM
Author: the crentist

ty i'm doing Grand Inquisitor schtick again but I do actually believe a less extreme version of this. I do have to delete it though

I think Lex is a Libra? We hit it off over women pretty readily due to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309411)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

fuck i wish i screenshotted that it might be my faovrite poast of all time not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309415)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:11 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

1000% agreed i belive this and in find they really enjoy being 'disciplned' by the earth sings especially the fire & air sign demon coven women who have been running circles on males for generations

its my favorite part of myself but it does make one very prone to melancholy seeing things as they 'really' are

there is an obscure pdf i have you would like that sectioned off the decans of virgo and its responsibilites and the latter degrees are almsot exactly what you describe im actually gettgin the chills reading waht you wrote

the virgo esp the male governs the spirit of the orginal Adam and is reposnsible for governance of boundaries ESP irt to advances in technology and access to the morphogenic atral recirds to the point that they are put in charge of causing confusion and chaos to the collective when the humans are not ready for certain truths or scientific advances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309412)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: the crentist

Cr to much of this and ty my face was covered in pomegranate blood as I was typing that so it was very atmospheric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309414)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:15 AM
Author: caitlin clark

pisces & cancer men unable to control the fire & air sign demon coven women tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309417)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:16 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

literally not flame

also pisces, cancer and gemini males are ususlly bi or secretly gay - esp former like holy shit i dont even want to be with a chick if shes been with a pisces guy before me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309418)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:17 AM
Author: caitlin clark

I dont respect pisces or cancer men, they are all pussies.

Tp.

(Im not a fire or air sign)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309420)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:24 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

yeah they are homosexual petty and have no sense of identity except whatever light they are reflecting back hence their moon ruling/exaltation

im stupid and a sucker for a piscean & cancer woman honeymoon period pretty much annually adn im alwasy liek wtf just happened to my life and feel gross after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309424)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:31 AM
Author: the crentist

Very mean JCM you never know you could meet the man of your dreams and he would be a Fish or a Crab and you'd already have him clocked as being ๐Ÿ’ฉ despite him maybe being a fun and funny guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309433)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: caitlin clark

i am honestly very happy w bf and have zero interest in any other "man of my dreams"

๐Ÿคท‍โ™€๏ธ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309437)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:40 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

taurus or cap woman confirmed lol

you guys are loyal af ill give you that

i love hate taurus bc of my moon but the stubborness is ridiculous, cap is pure harmony and if i was smart i would stick it out with one but i sabotage it bc i know im fated to be with a jewish scorpio women who will ingest me after pair bonding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309449)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:41 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Great guess.

I am a Capricorn and am probably literally the most loyal woman you could ever meet

LOL at the Scorpio comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309450)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:44 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

taurus women have the best grip undulating massage kegel pussies

i love how they slow everyone down to their pace and do not give a fuck

i want to make Cacio e Pepe With Black Pepper and Pecorino Romano inside of a taurus woman one day and eat my way out of her

sex with capricorn women as an earth sign is the most primal with my mars in capricorn its like living in an underwater city and we grew gills yet we dont even need to breathe

and also holy fuck cap women benjamin button get so much hotter as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309453)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:55 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Lol re the Taurus woman comment, i have been flirting w my female Taurus friend off and on for literally a decade. Someday when we are both single at the same time, shit will likely happen... slow burn is such a great earth sign thing w women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309470)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:45 AM
Author: the crentist

"i would stick it out with one but i sabotage it bc i know im fated to be with a jewish scorpio women who will ingest me after pair bonding"

This is the modern day ending panel to Hogarth's "The Rake's Progress" woodprints ime. Many a fuckboi has their spiritual life end at the hands of a mantis-like scorpio woman (often Jewish)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309454)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:54 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

how have i not seen this its like im looking into a crystal ball

im genuinely scared of this inevitable phantom scorpio jewess, we are going to fuck up somethign on a quantum level and i'll just see a flash of the face of the cparicorn i couldve had paradise with as the venom consumes my flesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309466)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: caitlin clark

*stinger stabs you 1000x; as your consciousness fades to black for the final time, you hear a goat's plaintive bleat in the distance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309474)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:07 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

i want to cry from this but dont know how to bc earth sign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309490)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:09 AM
Author: caitlin clark

The truth hurts

Hug

๐Ÿซ‚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309496)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

lol if you find a liferaft in the form of a 20 somethign capricorn jewess please save me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309515)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: the crentist

https://ibb.co/M8N0myr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309479)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:08 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

im getting this on canvas rfn this is the purest distillation of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309493)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:24 AM
Author: the crentist

Yea Gemini and Capricorn dudes are by and large down low bisexual and kind of weird about it ime. Idk if it's cultural factors interacting with that "clinamen" or what but it's what I've seen too many times for it to be coincidence

The archetype of a Cancer male in 2024 is that middle aged divorcee dressed in clownish Ed Hardy type stuff sullenly getting drunk at the end of the bar at a dance club or a venue they visibly don't really belong in. He shuffles over after drinking too much and talks to your female friend and she goes wide-eyed and goes to the bathroom to cruelly text about it, he downs the rest of his jack and coke in a single agonized Adam's apple-heavy gulp and shrugs at you with a dumb and pained grin on his face, pats your shoulder and mumbles some weird stuff while you're staring at him like https://helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/00jdsdJ5TJ5j9pExdUWjQaC/hero-image.fill.size_1200x900.v1611611940.jpg

Later you see him getting rejected by a Bumble 4 at 3 am. She chose the Bumble 5 with Temu skull rings on his thumbs, or perhaps with even more humiliating effect, a performative ride home with a fellow foid Bumble 4, and all of this is done with great and visually palpable disdain for both of her options. It's now 4 am and you're on the curb waiting for your cab and you see him flipping through pictures of his ex wife on Facebook with a look in his eyes that suggests that his spirit is dying inside of him in real time

These guys just have no "fun" place in today's world despite being otherwise decent people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309425)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:34 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

holy shit this is like an ncbi case study

they harbor nostalgia forever and can never get over the past

my dad is a gemini and (redacted)

theyre solely for collecting information from that theyll do nothing sunstantive with and then an earth sign will learn it deconstruct it, remove the MASSIVE amount of bullshit and lies they added to it and profit from it

the cancerian male slime factor is very real, can not be trusted with anything except to feed them shit and keep them in the dark like you would any other fungus or mushroom

they are very good with money and hoarding and have quirky fashion sense that is usually gaudy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309440)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: the crentist

Cr they usually don't make a lot but they somehow always have $$ they don't want to spend

One of my dude friends (Cancer) is showing signs of this already and he's full bald at 31 or sth and I don't know how to break it to him that unless he pulls out of his tailspin this is going to be him in another 10 years. Already lovelorn about a woman that never really liked him much, sees her with her fiancee every week for work, it really sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309447)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 6:11 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

he's fucked imo

he wont listen and will harbor it against you also while taking zero accountability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309499)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:17 AM
Author: the crentist

Cancer men are usually so inept with women it's not even funny. Water signs in general seem to only "get" women by clowning, being degen, or submissive and so they're basically just captive to the foid metaconsciousness in a largely transactional society like the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309419)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Scorpio men are pimp AF w women

Cancer and Pisces are laughable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309421)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:21 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

i have one cancer male i kn ow that i choose to interact with very sparingly and even he said do not trust them and that they are the most petty of all

they collect and horde info on you so that when the time comes and their moon sign changes to whatever retarded thing theyre reflecitng the claws will come out to pinch you in such a faggot pathetic manner

they might be the worst sign for me personally i think theyr most prone to mental institutions and criminality also, just abject fucking fleas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309422)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:22 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Whiny pussies, all of them

Literally never met a cancer male i respected

*edit*

My sun sign should be easy to figure out now lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309423)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

i cant unsee this now ty

now im realizing any issues i have with women its just cleaning up the mess these two and geminis have caused

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309427)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:27 AM
Author: caitlin clark

๐Ÿ’—

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309429)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:25 AM
Author: the crentist

I'll joke and talk casually about astrology and fortune telling and stuff and don't consider it to be a Grave Sin or whatever if people aren't religious about it but I do think that when you get into being prescriptive about a person's sense of being based off of immutable and less tangible characteristics you get into some morally murky territory and sort of open yourself up to less than savory forces

Feel similarly about "destiny" or "fate" for the same reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309362)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:28 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

maybe its my virgo placements talking but the more i go down the rabbit hole from the legit sources lkke vedic Phaladeepika there is a lot of substance to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309366)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:28 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Is this ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309368)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:31 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

sup

also the houses are super important

im fucked with major shit in 8th house and obvioulsy why im here in middle of the night wide awake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309372)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Cool, glad its you and not a diff poa i find annoying AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309373)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:43 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

also ive been playing with this recently but the descendent for friendship seems to be cr

basically whatever is the opposite of your ascendent is the type of people you prefer to surrond yourself with as they balance out the things you dont have

ex im aqu ascendant (i know jfc) and find that i like having loud boisterous Leo males around since im usually introverted and they enjoy my insights they lack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309387)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: caitlin clark

yeah, im pretty knowledgable about astrology and am aware of the balancing that goes on with signs that are your polar opposite ie sag/gemini, cap/cancer, etc

however, i definitely do NOT surround myself w the people that are the opposite of my rising sign.

also- why are you so down on aquarius? i fucking lvoe that sign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309389)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:47 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

the oppositions from my understnading outside of descendant are usually neutralities or actually negative with the excpetion of virgo pisces being a positive pairing - leo aqu, cap cancer, sag gemini are cinsidered negative oppositions for relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309391)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:55 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

ultimately the most oimportant thing ive learned/seen/experienced is youre really moreso your ruling and exalted signs

for example my moon is taurus , jupiter pisces and mars capricorn where theyre exalted so im really those signs and those qualities and the venus scorpio is in its fall hence all the venom i spew irt to women etc here

Leos and to some extent aries are the only ones that REALLY their sun sign, libras and aquarius techinclly dont even exist when you think about it lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309397)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:03 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

i like aquarius its my ascednign so i basically see the world throgh that lens but its not a easy placement for most people to have and we come off as cold to others

my closest people to me irl rn are both aquairus and its usually the best sexual chemsitry but idk it just doesnt pan out for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309406)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:34 AM
Author: the crentist

There is but sort of like my obtuse joking about dentistry these things crop up in times of decadence, societal meta-narrative decay, and cultural collapse and especially with astrology it becomes a sort of folk religion that women in particular are attracted to due to what appears to be a prescriptive (enabling control; esp. of the village, the "longhouse", and of their own social lives) bent to it and this is dangerous as it can supplant more established and morally advanced forms of religious faith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309375)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: caitlin clark

theres a reason why ive literally never mentioned astrology on xo, EVER, until tonight... nobody takes it seriously and it can come across as deranged and delusional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309378)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:52 AM
Author: the crentist

It's not really deranged; it's enduringly popular and basically near-eastern folk religion

It was a serious religious science up until the modern period, studied by oracles, sages, and mystics. I just think it comes with some potential pitfalls and is worth looking at with caution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309394)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:57 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

cr af

the safest bet ive found is to use the vedic sources but apply them to tropical system, its honestly kindve scary how accurate it is if you know the houses and get the right tranlsations even to descrbing phenotype

like you will look 100% like what your 1st house placemetns are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309400)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: caitlin clark

my birth chart- literally just run through one of the major, respected astrology websites- is so accurate it borders on scary.

i usually say that i take astrology with a "grain of salt", but ive run too many charts that were 95%+ accurate to not believe it in some way

sometimes i like to joke that astrology is proof we've living in a simulation- that the programmers just plugged in these traits to create characters, etc

idk im kinda drunk right now, but basically i process it as one of the "possibilities" in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309403)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:05 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

its 100% real once you think of it in terms of 'gravitaional physics' also the more savvy rabbis ive spoken to all believe in it and the theres a whole branch of occult judaism around the 'mazalot' (constellations) that is horrifyingly accurate

even jung has writings on it and Aion is basically a confirmation of zodiacal ages being reposnisble for the archetypal forces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309407)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:24 AM
Author: caitlin clark

Yeah i mean i 99.9999% believe it but my rational mind tries to talk me out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309426)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:11 AM
Author: the crentist

Is it really a simulation or is it just intelligent design? Rationality ruins everything imo

To God with the devkit over this it probably does just look like the game of Rimworld I'm playing atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309413)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:16 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing

cr Leos are fun but the need for adulation is offputting

Gemini, cancer and pisces holes are legit manic depressive drug addict whores.

Sag are fun for abit and we can be good "friends" whatever tf that means but can talk for hours about anything, Taurus, Cap and Scorpio are my go to but im a earth sign - i feel like im destined to be with a jewish scorpio and we will destroy each others lives by melding into each other like anglerfish. i want to live and nest in a jewish scorpio pussy evven though it is destructive to my existence

unfortuntaly pisces and cancers get obsessed with me and it always some bullshit with them

libras are the most fun to fuck and nearly always stunning physically, aquarius women are ok but they are aliens but the best one night stands of my life for some reason and then we never talk again, virgo women have GORGEOUS holes but we dont mesh long term

i try to keep cancer, gemini and leo women at arms length at all times.

aries idc they are non-entities and just show up

the secret for LTR is if youre sun is their moon sign and vice versa or if their female venus sextiles your male mars

if your mars is in opposiution to their mars GTFO bad shit is about to happen no matter how good the sex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4358639&forum_id=2/en-en/#48309352)