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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
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Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine
  07/15/25
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green community account
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
House-broken cracking potus theater
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
twinkling gas station
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
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stirring skinny woman
  07/15/25
should he not?
alcoholic bespoke quadroon box office
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
Mfcr
twinkling gas station
  07/15/25
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racy zombie-like plaza trust fund
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
green community account
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
green community account
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
twinkling gas station
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/15/25
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Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/15/25
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Light Space Boiling Water
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Vengeful people who are hurt
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Costumed striped hyena location
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
racy zombie-like plaza trust fund
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
Fighting cruise ship
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Costumed striped hyena location
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
floppy stead
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
aromatic impressive school cafeteria tattoo
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Violent contagious mexican
  07/15/25
he crushed
Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Ebony karate base
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
twinkling gas station
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/15/25
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opaque persian
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
twinkling gas station
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Spectacular Cordovan Jew
  07/16/25
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Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
cerise useless brakes
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
racy zombie-like plaza trust fund
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
twinkling gas station
  07/16/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/16/25
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Tort Reform
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: green community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: House-broken cracking potus theater

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: twinkling gas station

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: stirring skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: alcoholic bespoke quadroon box office

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: twinkling gas station

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: racy zombie-like plaza trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: green community account

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: green community account

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: twinkling gas station

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Light Space Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Vengeful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Costumed striped hyena location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: racy zombie-like plaza trust fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Fighting cruise ship

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Costumed striped hyena location

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: floppy stead

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: aromatic impressive school cafeteria tattoo

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Violent contagious mexican

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Shrine

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Ebony karate base

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: twinkling gas station

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: opaque persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: twinkling gas station

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Jew

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: cerise useless brakes

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating fat ankles

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: racy zombie-like plaza trust fund

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: twinkling gas station

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Tort Reform (turbofag)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/en-en/#49107203)