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Help me understand marrying Lauren Sanchez

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not ...
Greedy Comical Brethren Becky
  07/01/25
that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so cle...
Iridescent Multi-billionaire Spot
  07/01/25
ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comme...
Greedy Comical Brethren Becky
  07/01/25
Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just ...
Rough-skinned resort
  07/01/25
she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive...
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i w...
infuriating site
  07/01/25
She actually looks better than before, she did get some of i...
180 massive center
  07/01/25
she looked worse? LMAO
infuriating site
  07/01/25
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180 massive center
  07/01/25
She put his money where her mouth is
Talented Main People
  07/01/25
no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart i...
Bateful ivory trailer park really tough guy
  07/01/25
He can put it anywhere he wants
Laughsome Travel Guidebook Round Eye
  07/01/25
she makes him feel alive hth
dead selfie dilemma
  07/01/25
Shes fun to be around.
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  07/01/25
lol, good one
Irradiated Bistre Chapel
  07/01/25
She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husban...
Talented Main People
  07/01/25
I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are bo...
Nubile curious stage mediation
  07/01/25
agreed, gotta be
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."
vigorous embarrassed to the bone jew
  07/01/25
Sometimes two people are just soul mates.
frozen godawful dragon
  07/01/25
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Disrespectful deep theater
  07/01/25
check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married...
Greedy Comical Brethren Becky
  07/01/25
That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HT...
vigorous embarrassed to the bone jew
  07/01/25
that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat...
Rough-skinned resort
  07/01/25
I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, ...
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped...
indigo school hunting ground
  07/01/25
sex with men
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler
yapping hairraiser feces
  07/01/25
you have to understand that almost every relationship sought...
Supple Office Roommate
  07/01/25
tp.
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  07/01/25
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Supple Office Roommate
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Laughsome Travel Guidebook Round Eye
  07/01/25
have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip i...
Maniacal thirsty tanning salon
  07/01/25
i'm gay
spectacular gas station voyeur
  07/01/25
180
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spectacular gas station voyeur
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azure pungent french chef
  07/02/25
I think Bezos might be too.
French Gay Wizard
  07/02/25
bezos is just livin la vida loca
indigo school hunting ground
  07/01/25
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copper arrogant institution headpube
  07/01/25
I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff ...
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfuck...
Nubile curious stage mediation
  07/01/25
totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes
Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, no...
Nubile curious stage mediation
  07/01/25
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Elite odious doctorate
  07/01/25
also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmett...
Greedy Comical Brethren Becky
  07/02/25
Yes. This is not complicated at any level
hairless navy locus legal warrant
  07/02/25
zuck got jacked too, from mma
azure pungent french chef
  07/02/25


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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Greedy Comical Brethren Becky

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not know she spent the 00s and 10s coupled with quasi-famous black guys, and has been married like 5 times.

Her D-list Kardashian (lmao, Im using Kardashian as A-list comparison, what has happened to celebrity) past, her undeniable "trashiness", and her jaw-dropping plastic surgery, which is not just bad in quality, but itself *meant* to communicate sluttiness, trashiness, literal vulgarity....

I don't get it at all.

Things I know and presume about Jeff: he's one of the richest men, both in purchasing power and soft power, ever to live. He's extremely high IQ, combined with being a genius problem-solver and systematic thinker. He arguably built one of the greatest, or the greatest, systems in the history of the world. I was going to write capitalist systems, but really his system is bigger and more historic than capitalism. It's one of humanity's achievements that he built a trade network that can get anything anywhere, efficiently and quickly. Perhaps in the same league as NASA getting to the moon. The guy is an historical giant.

He's also a natural-born nerd and a dork - two separate things and he is both. Must be enormous depths of insecurity and resentment from growing up as such.

Add to the mix that he, unlike Musk or Zuck or Gates or nearly any of his peers, got muscular and jacked.

And of course, keep in mind that he underwent divorce from a thin, smart, ugly-in-a-white-way shitlib shrew, and perhaps the divorce was traumatic.

Tallying all of the above, I still struggle to understand how he decided to MARRY this Sanchez person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063640)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-billionaire Spot

that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so clearly there's some X factor she has. i think it's probably a combination of 1) she knows how to be super seductive (despite looking like steven tyler), 2) she is truly a 10 when it comes to sex and tolerates all sorts of kinks 3) she's probably surprisingly intelligent

she figures out what these rich guys are missing and she puts it on a platter for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063649)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Greedy Comical Brethren Becky

ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comments, but I do not compute.

First I doubt a guy of Bezos's age and temperament really is that driven by sex, much less weirdo acrobatic sex.

Second how many pages of the Kama Sutra are there? Okay, now I will stick my dick in your bloodhole while balancing on my head... and while you call me The Fat White Czar and act like a turtle.

Guy could have any woman do any thing that is doable.

To your larger point, I agree. She must have some X factor. Im dying to understand how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063670)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned resort

Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just "oh she does freaky sex shit".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063834)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive and *something alive* in a way most women are not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064620)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: infuriating site

midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i wonder if he can get all that shit undone. her mouth looks terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063650)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: 180 massive center

She actually looks better than before, she did get some of it undone or redone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063658)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: infuriating site

she looked worse? LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063741)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: 180 massive center



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Talented Main People

She put his money where her mouth is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063752)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Bateful ivory trailer park really tough guy

no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart is being able to say no to situations like this imo. there is something seriously lacking up there to compensate for the excess Engineering Compute in his brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063710)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Travel Guidebook Round Eye

He can put it anywhere he wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: dead selfie dilemma

she makes him feel alive hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063720)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

Shes fun to be around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063754)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Bistre Chapel

lol, good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063825)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Talented Main People

She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husband was a big time Hollywood agent and she is very connected with celebs. He wants that for some reason. I remember how he moved his base to LA several years back ostensibly because he was involved in expanding Amazon Video original movie production... they were trying to compete with Netflix was the story, but I think deep down it was an excuse and he simply has the American fame bug, he just wants to be famous and around famous people. It's why his wedding was crawling with celebs rather than the usual friends, family and business associates. She achieves that for him and she won't leave him like a younger starlet would. He's a dealmaker and he probably calculates this is a good deal. And maybe she lets him bang the young whores on the side as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063767)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Nubile curious stage mediation

I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are born with a deeply seeded need for validation and consider Hollywood celebrities to be at the absolute pinnacle of cool. Why people care what hot, dumb actors think is beyond me. I've never cared. But lots of people do. Even people with astronomical wealth. They still look to George Clooney as their Leader. There is something about being the cool kid and being accepted into the cabal of elite fame that is deeply seductive, and Alive Girl got him into that world. The celebs who showed up at their wedding are among the most famous people in the universe. And for whatever reason, Low Self Esteem Loser Jeff thinks that's unbelievably cool. He loves the attention. He feels like he's part of the club. Hey Jeff, it's your buddy Leo. It's Oprah, it's Tom Brady. Hey, you're a really cool guy. He is on cloud 9 getting validation from the jocks and preps and chads who would have never hung out with him in high school. It's got to be a huge rush for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063820)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

agreed, gotta be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064622)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: vigorous embarrassed to the bone jew

"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063810)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: frozen godawful dragon

Sometimes two people are just soul mates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063884)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful deep theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063971)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Greedy Comical Brethren Becky

check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married.

Help me understand how Bezos looks at this and computes that he "won" this exchange

https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/d8/images/canvas/2025/01/03/5fdc1ffe-48dd-495a-b8ec-5aa3ff4bf513_debc33e3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063917)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous embarrassed to the bone jew

That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063922)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned resort

that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063927)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, who I just looked up and is Pia, is gorgeous. Totally agreed that Iowa born Patrick Whitesell has something off about him, just looks like he's into something weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064629)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: indigo school hunting ground

gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped to come up from humble iowa cornfield begginings and make it as an agent. any theories as to how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064791)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

sex with men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065114)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: yapping hairraiser feces

she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063919)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Supple Office Roommate

you have to understand that almost every relationship sought after for every post-divorcee is that anyone, just literally anyone that is either simply the absolute, terminal polar opposite of the previous partner’s “attributes;” to "get back at them" or yet another path of least possible resistance esp. after the irrevocably Ruinous outcome of a non-prenuped F500 tabloid divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063942)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: spectacular gas station voyeur

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064501)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Supple Office Roommate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Travel Guidebook Round Eye



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Maniacal thirsty tanning salon

have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip injections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063965)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: spectacular gas station voyeur

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064027)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Supple Office Roommate

180

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular gas station voyeur



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: azure pungent french chef



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: French Gay Wizard

I think Bezos might be too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065218)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: indigo school hunting ground

bezos is just livin la vida loca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064633)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: copper arrogant institution headpube



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff is obviously a workaholic nerd. Great at thinking and analysis. Probably also great at delayed gratification. I had a girlfriend once who was the most genuinely cheerful and happy person I ever knew. She thought about what would be fun for us to do, and facilitated it. She wasn't neurotic. She knew how to have a good time. It seems possible that Jeff never had this before? And then he got it. Someone who gets him to stop and smell the roses. Someone who figures out what he likes and makes his day better. Maybe you guys will say oh he could've gotten that with a young model and it's like, maybe? But his ex-wife always looked joyless in photos. And there're a lot of women who are frankly frustrating to spend time with. I think the "alive girl" texts support something like this, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064716)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Nubile curious stage mediation

it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfucking. it's her waking up and being cheerful and filling his schedule for him but all the social events are with people like Jimmy Kimmel. It's like, oh you know what would be fun today? Baking pizza's at Kimmel's house! So yes you're right but there's also a hyper fixation on stardom and being around other famous people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064738)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate

totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064780)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Nubile curious stage mediation

I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, nor the brightest, nor the most engaging, nor the most intense romantic spark I've experienced. But she was really effing positive and upbeat, and she was in love with me for several years. It's hard to say no or turn down someone with relentless positivity who is willing to fight for you. And so I stayed in an unhappy relationship for a long time because she made everything so easy. And that's without introducing me to every A list celebrity in the world. And yeah, I think Jeff gets a real bang from having famous friends.

It's safe to say Jeff has never called anyone I know and asked to hang out with them. He loves exclusivity. I've met people who've hung out with Elon. Elon can get down with regular people. Jeff hates the stench of the poors, it's really obvious. But if you with an Oscar you'll probably run into Jeff and Lauren. They'll call you over to their table one night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064790)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Elite odious doctorate



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Greedy Comical Brethren Becky

also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmetto HS.

What do we covet, Clarise?

In the nadir of his loserdom, Bezos was surrounded by sexually active cinnamon colored cuban girls whom he could not touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065800)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: hairless navy locus legal warrant

Yes. This is not complicated at any level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065820)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: azure pungent french chef

zuck got jacked too, from mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065818)