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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
blathering trip hairy legs
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
buck-toothed preventive strike
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
blathering trip hairy legs
  07/26/25
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Beady-eyed crimson market
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mahogany incel hissy fit
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
angry frozen codepig step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
blathering trip hairy legs
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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buck-toothed preventive strike
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Irradiated home fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
blathering trip hairy legs
  07/26/25
...
buck-toothed preventive strike
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Irradiated home fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Beady-eyed crimson market
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Henna property digit ratio
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
blathering trip hairy legs
  07/27/25
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Deep misunderstood international law enforcement agency elastic band
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
house-broken diverse parlour
  07/26/25
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Beady-eyed crimson market
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
khaki goal in life locus
  07/26/25
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Aqua razzle-dazzle chapel haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Thriller Parlor
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contagious bisexual trailer park
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Aqua razzle-dazzle chapel haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
blathering trip hairy legs
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buck-toothed preventive strike
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cracking newt stage
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
buck-toothed preventive strike
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Titillating self-centered shitlib
  07/26/25
...
Beady-eyed crimson market
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
odious place of business stain
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Drab lay
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
seedy racy striped hyena
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed preventive strike

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mahogany incel hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: angry frozen codepig step-uncle's house

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Rebellious bawdyhouse

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: adventurous slippery piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Blue new version space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Disrespectful Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz swollen idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: irate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Crusty heady legal warrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: contagious bisexual trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle chapel haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: silver point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted lavender community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: comical tan area turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Set Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: scarlet box office factory reset button

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated home fortuitous meteor

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Irradiated home fortuitous meteor

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson market

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Henna property digit ratio

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Deep misunderstood international law enforcement agency elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: house-broken diverse parlour

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: khaki goal in life locus

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle chapel haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Thriller Parlor

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: contagious bisexual trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: histrionic antidepressant drug

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle chapel haunted graveyard

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: blathering trip hairy legs

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: cracking newt stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed preventive strike

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating self-centered shitlib

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: odious place of business stain

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Drab lay

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: seedy racy striped hyena

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)