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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
laughsome hell ceo
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
laughsome hell ceo
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laughsome hell ceo
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TMF bump.
laughsome hell ceo
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
frozen giraffe depressive
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
laughsome hell ceo
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
frozen giraffe depressive
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
laughsome hell ceo
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
frozen giraffe depressive
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Sickened scarlet office
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
frozen giraffe depressive
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180
charismatic rebellious wrinkle dilemma
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
laughsome hell ceo
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He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
frozen giraffe depressive
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
laughsome hell ceo
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
charismatic rebellious wrinkle dilemma
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
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  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
frozen giraffe depressive
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: cobalt newt

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Sienna den alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: mischievous pisswyrm site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: tan razzmatazz cumskin idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Sickened scarlet office

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: laughsome hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Sickened scarlet office

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Electric ruby kitty cat wagecucks

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: charismatic rebellious wrinkle dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: charismatic rebellious wrinkle dilemma

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring associate

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: frozen giraffe depressive

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: yapping property

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: laughsome hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Spectacular coral locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Comical indian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Milk Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: high-end haunted graveyard

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Milk Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Comical indian lodge becky

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Heady lime set french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Dashing citrine background story locale

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: transparent persian mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Underhanded Bonkers Church Yarmulke

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: laughsome hell ceo

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Crimson zombie-like police squad box office

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Green school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: diverse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: laughsome hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Underhanded Bonkers Church Yarmulke

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored disturbing lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: laughsome hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic outnumbered home main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Green school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331937)