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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
arousing box office
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b!
harsh jade mother brethren
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C
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I can', A & B ar tied :(
arousing box office
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olive chest-beating boistinker stag film
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Fine I change my vote to A.
harsh jade mother brethren
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
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c for sure
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C
Pearl Charismatic Multi-billionaire
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c
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Xo
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chaturbate
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C!
harsh jade mother brethren
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NEXT CHAPTER
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everyone in this thread unzips.
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poppy yapping locale gaming laptop
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Hairraiser Legend
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no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
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lol ouch
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he is busy doing tinychat
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2
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
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police
Fishy Hall Mediation
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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Wake up and post please.
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: arousing box office

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: harsh jade mother brethren

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Vermilion appetizing round eye

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Talking Address

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Pearl Charismatic Multi-billionaire

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: harsh jade mother brethren

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: arousing box office

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: harsh jade mother brethren

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Bipolar Windowlicker Church Building

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Bipolar Windowlicker Church Building

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: arousing box office

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Bipolar Windowlicker Church Building

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Pearl Charismatic Multi-billionaire

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Fishy Hall Mediation

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: harsh jade mother brethren

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: harsh jade mother brethren

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Awkward thriller alpha lay

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: orange domesticated international law enforcement agency ticket booth

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Saffron Low-t Principal's Office

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Bipolar Windowlicker Church Building

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: aquamarine whorehouse



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: olive chest-beating boistinker stag film



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: gold abode skinny woman

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: arousing box office

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Saffron Low-t Principal's Office

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: gold abode skinny woman

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Fishy Hall Mediation

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Pearl Charismatic Multi-billionaire

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: poppy yapping locale gaming laptop



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Mauve area travel guidebook

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz filthy den

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
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