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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:10 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Washington’s Paid Family and Medical Leave Act covers everything from bonding with a new pet (yes, really) to “caretaking for a second cousin’s emotional support iguana.”
Kalisha—who once proudly told me she “aged out” of 4th grade—cracked the system months ago after typing a suspiciously coherent inquiry into the free version of ChatGPT.
Today, she dropped a last-minute leave request to “care for her boyfriend’s sudden knee injury.” When I hesitated, she leaned in, eyes glinting, and hissed, “Legally, this is protected leave. Denying it is retaliation, friend. Please tread carefully.”
By noon, she was live on Snapchat, dual-wielding a margarita and a basketball at Dave & Buster’s. Caption: “Healing vibes 💅.”
HR’s response? Tabitha, between bites of a Subway footlong, barely glanced up. “Approve it, Evan. You don’t want to risk a complaint—your job, your life.”
Meanwhile, I spent the day covering her shift, dealing with a middle-aged Karen who demanded a “gluten-free, sugar-free, taste-free” birthday cake for her dog. She left in a huff when I suggested “just buy cardboard.”
Closed up late, exhausted and defeated, leaned against the locked door, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:26 AM Author: concern boner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48314958) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 6:16 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48316300) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:23 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48321579) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:03 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48330297) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:00 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48335083) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630882&forum_id=2/en-en/#48335143) |